1
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I'll get it!

2
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No, no, never mind.
I'll get it.

3
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I think it's for me.

4
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Maybe it's for me.

5
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Yeah, well I'll
let you know.

6
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Hello?

7
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Good morning.
It's 11 o'clock.

8
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Assassinated! Well give me the details!

9
00:01:55,467 --> 00:01:57,767
Are all newspaper
men lunatics?

10
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Near Saint Gregory's?

11
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Hey, get into
your Dutch.

12
00:02:01,434 --> 00:02:02,834
Prince... prince dittleboomer,
whatever his name is...

13
00:02:02,901 --> 00:02:03,934
That guy who's gonna
marry Sally Parker

14
00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:04,934
has just been
assassinated.

15
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Uh huh. In front
of the cathedral.

16
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<i>Shot through the heart with an
old copy of the New York chronicle.</i>

17
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It's 11:00. You see,
Michael, my sweetheart,

18
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I left the call.

19
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Barney, you say things at
times in a way that hurts.

20
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Now we've covered
assignments together

21
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for our dear little
papers all over the world.

22
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Share and share alike.

23
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Yeah. Two for you
and one for me.

24
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Now those are the things
that cut deeply.

25
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Then I'll try to think
of some more of them.

26
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Go on. Get to the tag.

27
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We've both got to cover two
tame assignments, haven't we?

28
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Yep. A spandermann
stratosphere flight

29
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and the wedding of Sally
Parker to that phony prince.

30
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And for some
bright reason,

31
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you want to cover
the spandermann hop.

32
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Well, you don't like the baron,
sweetheart, he's a publicity pest.

33
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So why do you want
the assignment?

34
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Well, I used
to fly a bit.

35
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I'm interested
in aviation.

36
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And you think maybe a real piece
of news might break there, huh?

37
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I give you my word.
If anything breaks,

38
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I'll pass it on to you
before I cable it in.

39
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You could have been sitting in the
theatre the night Lincoln was shot

40
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and you wouldn't
have covered me.

41
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I'd have told
you, I swear.

42
00:03:01,501 --> 00:03:04,901
Oh, yeah. You'd have told
me Lincoln shot booth.

43
00:03:04,968 --> 00:03:06,701
Call it.

44
00:03:06,767 --> 00:03:07,734
Heads.

45
00:03:07,801 --> 00:03:10,234
Tails.

46
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You get Parker.

47
00:03:12,501 --> 00:03:13,534
Parker...

48
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Hey, Mike. Take it off.
We want to see the rabbits.

49
00:03:23,334 --> 00:03:26,334
You can't take a rib, huh?

50
00:03:47,934 --> 00:03:48,968
Follow that cab!

51
00:03:49,033 --> 00:03:50,033
Is everything over, sir?

52
00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,367
Over? It's just started!

53
00:04:04,968 --> 00:04:06,567
That's the Parker
girl, wasn't it?

54
00:04:06,634 --> 00:04:07,767
The wedding
isn't over, is it?

55
00:04:07,834 --> 00:04:08,868
She looked to me like she'd been crying.

56
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I thought she
was laughing.

57
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Eighth floor,
please.

58
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Hold it a minute
for the baron.

59
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Hello.

60
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How do you do?

61
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I thought you were covering
little sal's meeting festivities.

62
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I am.

63
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What are you
doing here?

64
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Well I finished my
story, Mr. Pells.

65
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Only the unimaginative type
of newspaper man like yourself

66
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would sit through
the ordeal.

67
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I'm off for
a little recreation.

68
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Oh, you're dealing with a
superior mentality, poppo.

69
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Where did you steal
those flowers?

70
00:04:48,934 --> 00:04:51,033
A slight case of
romance, Mr. Pells,

71
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something that'll never
come into your life.

72
00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,167
Now listen, Mike,

73
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whenever you get polite this way
you're sitting on something hot.

74
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Now be a pal, will you?

75
00:04:57,934 --> 00:05:00,200
You doubt me, Mr. Pells?

76
00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:01,601
No, I don't doubt you.

77
00:05:01,667 --> 00:05:02,534
I just think
you're lying.

78
00:05:02,601 --> 00:05:04,033
Mein apartment!

79
00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:06,367
Baron! I'd like to have
you meet Mike Anthony.

80
00:05:06,434 --> 00:05:08,634
Just another reporter
on your trail like me.

81
00:05:08,701 --> 00:05:09,701
Ah, a reporter!

82
00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,901
Yeah! Wants
a special interview

83
00:05:11,968 --> 00:05:13,434
<i>with the New York
chronicle. Their best man.</i>

84
00:05:13,501 --> 00:05:14,734
They took him off the
Parker wedding to cover you.

85
00:05:14,801 --> 00:05:15,934
Delighted...

86
00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,100
Flowers for the baroness and everything.

87
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That's the chronicle,
for you.

88
00:05:19,467 --> 00:05:21,100
Baron, this
isn't exactly...

89
00:05:21,167 --> 00:05:24,434
<i>America is waiting for my flight
through the stratosphere, ja?</i>

90
00:05:24,501 --> 00:05:26,133
Look, baron,
Mr. Pells here...

91
00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,234
Yes, the latest
photograph

92
00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:29,067
of the baroness
and myself.

93
00:05:29,133 --> 00:05:32,200
The official takeoff is this afternoon.

94
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I have more here.

95
00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:34,534
Yes, that's very nice,
baron, but...

96
00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:35,834
Well, you wouldn't
want to go, would you?

97
00:05:35,901 --> 00:05:37,501
Where are your manners?

98
00:05:37,567 --> 00:05:39,534
You'll excuse
my wife, please.

99
00:05:39,601 --> 00:05:42,000
She's having her
usual salt rub.

100
00:05:42,067 --> 00:05:43,601
Excellent before
I'm flying.

101
00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:45,200
What a story-
conditioning.

102
00:05:45,267 --> 00:05:47,367
Mind and body
must be fit.

103
00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:48,934
Noble pair battles elements.

104
00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,033
Saxons conquer the ether.

105
00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:55,000
Ah, exactly. You see,
the fleeing abarelle,

106
00:05:55,067 --> 00:05:56,400
an invention of
my own,

107
00:05:56,467 --> 00:05:57,367
you have photographers
downstairs, of course.

108
00:05:57,434 --> 00:05:58,834
Yes, yes.

109
00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:00,467
We should leave the hotel
dressed for the flight.

110
00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:03,801
The management has kindly
cooperated in the publicity.

111
00:06:03,868 --> 00:06:05,868
Well, look, baron, if you'll
cooperate for just one minute...

112
00:06:05,934 --> 00:06:09,033
You see the oxygen helmets
are not like any others.

113
00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:11,334
They present
a radical departure...

114
00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,834
Yes, well I'm about to present
a radical departure myself.

115
00:06:13,901 --> 00:06:15,534
<i>Hey, was ist?</i>

116
00:06:15,601 --> 00:06:16,701
Look, hey look, baron,

117
00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:18,300
Mr. Pells there,
he's just being funny.

118
00:06:18,367 --> 00:06:19,767
I'm not a reporter, and I
just happened to remember

119
00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:21,334
that I left the water
running in the bathtub.

120
00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,667
Thanks a lot, baron.
I'll see you later.

121
00:06:22,734 --> 00:06:24,133
No, no, no. Where are
you going, Mr. Pells?

122
00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,834
Well, as a matter of fact,
baron, I just remembered that...

123
00:06:25,901 --> 00:06:27,667
Whoa, Mr. Pells,
don't go, don't go.

124
00:06:27,734 --> 00:06:31,200
I have yet to explain my
whole purpose in this plan.

125
00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:33,534
Where we go, and how
we go, and why we go.

126
00:07:26,801 --> 00:07:29,000
What's a matter,
Sally Parker?

127
00:07:43,534 --> 00:07:44,934
Take them away!

128
00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,334
Do you hear me?

129
00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,534
Take them right
back to Igor

130
00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,434
and throw them in his
contemptible little face,

131
00:07:49,501 --> 00:07:51,000
and you can tell him
and his queasy old uncle

132
00:07:51,067 --> 00:07:52,701
if they want anybody to
sign a marriage settlement,

133
00:07:52,767 --> 00:07:53,701
they can get another girl.

134
00:07:53,767 --> 00:07:54,767
But, miss Parker...

135
00:07:54,834 --> 00:07:56,601
He wanted me for
myself, did he?

136
00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:58,167
Only I had to buy
him in the bargain.

137
00:07:58,234 --> 00:07:59,567
Well I'd buy his
whole Russian swamp

138
00:07:59,634 --> 00:08:01,000
if I was sure he
didn't go with it.

139
00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:03,100
That's what I'd do.
You can tell him that!

140
00:08:03,167 --> 00:08:04,267
And you can tell his
uncles and his aunts

141
00:08:04,334 --> 00:08:07,501
and his sisters
and his cousins and...

142
00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:09,200
Who are you?

143
00:08:09,267 --> 00:08:12,901
Who, me? Oh, I... I
just want to help you.

144
00:08:12,968 --> 00:08:18,100
How much will
that cost me?

145
00:08:18,167 --> 00:08:20,901
Or do you happen
to be a reporter?

146
00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:22,000
A reporter?

147
00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:25,467
Well whatever
gave you that idea?

148
00:08:25,534 --> 00:08:27,667
Then you must be from
that blini I nearly married.

149
00:08:27,734 --> 00:08:28,667
You go back and tell
him that I'll...

150
00:08:28,734 --> 00:08:30,133
I must admit
it Sally Parker,

151
00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,367
I... well I'm just
somebody that's known you

152
00:08:32,434 --> 00:08:34,501
and thought of
you ever since,

153
00:08:34,567 --> 00:08:36,834
well ever since I saw
your picture

154
00:08:36,901 --> 00:08:39,701
in the rotogravure
section as a debutante.

155
00:08:39,767 --> 00:08:41,868
That was
a long time ago.

156
00:08:41,934 --> 00:08:43,734
Well, it wasn't
that long ago.

157
00:08:43,801 --> 00:08:48,501
Well I mean that it seems that
way to me, not really meeting you.

158
00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:50,767
Well, today I went
to Saint Gregory's

159
00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:53,267
to look at you for the
last time, that's all.

160
00:08:53,334 --> 00:08:57,133
Sort of a silent
good-bye.

161
00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,767
Do you expect me
to believe that?

162
00:08:58,834 --> 00:09:02,934
No, I mean... uh, well I
know it sounds a little...

163
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,767
Well a little Elsie
dinsmore, but it's true.

164
00:09:05,834 --> 00:09:09,267
Oh, oh, it's nice
to know that...

165
00:09:09,334 --> 00:09:12,501
It's nice to know that someone
else besides my board of directors

166
00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:15,334
and 9 million reporters really
cares about what happens to me.

167
00:09:21,467 --> 00:09:24,501
But all my governesses and guardians never
stopped me from fighting my own battles,

168
00:09:24,567 --> 00:09:26,501
and I'll take care
of this one, too.

169
00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,434
If that's that dear, charming
attendee of royal bread pudding,

170
00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,934
I'll tell him
a thing or two.

171
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,300
No, no, no.
Wait a minute.

172
00:09:31,367 --> 00:09:32,501
That might be
reporters.

173
00:09:32,567 --> 00:09:34,734
Reporters? Buzzards.
All right, let them come up.

174
00:09:34,801 --> 00:09:36,767
I'll give them some real
headlines for once:

175
00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:38,767
How Sally Parker
found romance.

176
00:09:38,834 --> 00:09:41,634
So much down,
so much for every kiss.

177
00:09:41,701 --> 00:09:43,634
Oh, oh I'm sorry.

178
00:09:43,701 --> 00:09:46,000
I thought you'd be pretty tired
of all this cheap notoriety.

179
00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:48,868
I'm sick to my
stomach of reporters.

180
00:09:48,934 --> 00:09:52,200
I've been blinded by their
flashlights ever since I can remember.

181
00:09:52,267 --> 00:09:54,501
They put my impacted wisdom
tooth on the front page.

182
00:09:54,567 --> 00:09:56,000
This oughta make
newspaper history!

183
00:09:56,067 --> 00:09:59,467
Oh, you poor kid, you're
all tied up in... knots.

184
00:10:02,634 --> 00:10:06,067
You oughta get away by yourself
for awhile and think things over.

185
00:10:06,133 --> 00:10:08,534
That's what Igor said.

186
00:10:08,601 --> 00:10:11,667
Dear, sweet, romantic Igor.

187
00:10:11,734 --> 00:10:14,868
He was to be my... my escape,

188
00:10:14,934 --> 00:10:17,067
and he turned out to be...

189
00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:21,067
Oh, I feel so cheap
and ashamed of myself.

190
00:10:24,601 --> 00:10:26,367
So it's Igor, is it?

191
00:10:26,434 --> 00:10:27,534
You'd like to hear
some more, would you?

192
00:10:27,601 --> 00:10:30,601
Miss Parker, wait.
He may not be alone.

193
00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:32,167
Sally, my baby love.

194
00:10:32,234 --> 00:10:33,400
My baby love...

195
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,634
Don't you baby love me,
and don't you touch me.

196
00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:35,868
She means it,
your excellency.

197
00:10:35,934 --> 00:10:37,501
But my darling, what
did I say? What did I do?

198
00:10:37,567 --> 00:10:39,000
You scurrilous
little scavenger.

199
00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:40,801
But my sweet one, my...

200
00:10:40,868 --> 00:10:41,868
I'm not at advantage.

201
00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,234
Have I met
this gentleman?

202
00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,267
Don't be silly. Where would
you ever meet a gentleman?

203
00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:47,567
My little treasure,
I mean my baby love,

204
00:10:47,634 --> 00:10:51,234
you're the sweetest thing.

205
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,434
We do know each other.

206
00:10:52,501 --> 00:10:54,133
No, no, no. Never had
the pleasure, I'm sure.

207
00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,267
I'm positive
your face is...

208
00:10:55,334 --> 00:10:56,267
I warn you if
you continue

209
00:10:56,334 --> 00:10:57,667
to foul the air
I breathe-out...

210
00:10:57,734 --> 00:11:00,734
But my darling,
for why are you angry?

211
00:11:00,801 --> 00:11:02,934
My uncle only asked you
to sign a little paper

212
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,167
to insure our happiness.

213
00:11:04,234 --> 00:11:05,167
I don't want
any insurance.

214
00:11:05,234 --> 00:11:06,400
I'm cancelling
my order

215
00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:08,067
and they can put you
back in Macy's window.

216
00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:10,267
Yes, $5 million is hardly
a bargain, your excellency.

217
00:11:10,334 --> 00:11:12,501
It was not
$5 million, only 3.

218
00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:14,000
Oh, what? How much?

219
00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:18,200
$3 million only and my
darling becomes the Princess.

220
00:11:18,267 --> 00:11:19,367
We met in Berlin, yes?

221
00:11:19,434 --> 00:11:20,467
No, no, i'm
sorry old man.

222
00:11:20,534 --> 00:11:21,467
But I don't want it.

223
00:11:21,534 --> 00:11:22,701
Well, but she...

224
00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:24,267
My darling, come back
to the cathedral,

225
00:11:24,334 --> 00:11:26,167
then to my people,
to my country.

226
00:11:26,234 --> 00:11:28,300
Your country?
Your people?

227
00:11:28,367 --> 00:11:32,133
A lot of second-hand sturgeon
looking for a river to lay an egg in.

228
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,667
Oh, no, no, now really, miss Parker,

229
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,567
chelyabinsk's a charming little state.

230
00:11:35,634 --> 00:11:37,234
Well, they're financially
unsound, I must admit,

231
00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,400
but a member of
the league of nations...

232
00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:41,334
Aha, now I know him.

233
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,467
In Geneva, it was.

234
00:11:42,534 --> 00:11:45,234
But darling, do you
realize who this man is?

235
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,367
He is...

236
00:11:47,434 --> 00:11:49,167
Why did you do that?

237
00:11:49,234 --> 00:11:51,934
He's said just about
enough to you.

238
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,601
You... you didn't
kill him, did you?

239
00:11:54,667 --> 00:11:55,868
I don't think so.

240
00:11:55,934 --> 00:11:56,801
The is jeannine,
mademoiselle.

241
00:11:56,868 --> 00:11:58,801
Jeannine! Your maid.

242
00:12:00,501 --> 00:12:01,901
Well, here they come.
What next?

243
00:12:01,968 --> 00:12:03,767
I don't know. Everything's
worse than ever now.

244
00:12:03,834 --> 00:12:05,067
There will be police.
I hit him pretty hard.

245
00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:07,901
Oh, I've got to get away
now. I'm all weak inside.

246
00:12:09,033 --> 00:12:10,234
You said you would
help me. Will you?

247
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,968
Look, would you like
to get away from this?

248
00:12:12,033 --> 00:12:12,968
Away from everything
and people,

249
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:13,901
where nobody
can reach you?

250
00:12:13,968 --> 00:12:14,968
Oh, yes, yes. How?

251
00:12:15,033 --> 00:12:15,968
Where you'll have
peace and quiet?

252
00:12:16,033 --> 00:12:17,501
No cousins,
no aunts, no uncles,

253
00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:19,934
no.. No princes, no... no reporters
until all of this blows over?

254
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,667
Oh, I've wanted
that all my life.

255
00:12:21,734 --> 00:12:22,968
Will you trust me,
Sally Parker?

256
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,033
Can I?

257
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,033
Where's the back way?

258
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:26,267
Here. Come on.

259
00:12:29,734 --> 00:12:32,367
Oh. We'll meet
them downstairs.

260
00:12:32,434 --> 00:12:34,200
Maybe they won't
recognize us.

261
00:12:34,267 --> 00:12:36,000
Here, here. Sit tight.

262
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:37,367
If anybody comes,
make a noise like a broom.

263
00:12:37,434 --> 00:12:38,601
All right.

264
00:12:40,334 --> 00:12:41,634
Plates under
the arms,

265
00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:43,200
plates under
the small of the back,

266
00:12:43,267 --> 00:12:45,534
and plates under
the stomach.

267
00:12:45,601 --> 00:12:46,934
You back now?

268
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,133
Yes.
How is your bath tub?

269
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,634
Oh, fine, baron,
fine. How's yours?

270
00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:51,701
How come? What foul,
cheap, underhanded...

271
00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:52,801
Why, Mr. Pells,

272
00:12:52,868 --> 00:12:54,200
what do you mean foul,
cheap, underhanded?

273
00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:55,133
You didn't think I was going
to miss out on your story,

274
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,334
did you, baron?

275
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,901
Say, this is an
ingenious outfit.

276
00:12:57,968 --> 00:13:00,200
You see it is electrical
airline with plates.

277
00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:03,033
Plates under the arms, plates
under the small of the back,

278
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,167
yes, yes, it's
excellent tailoring.

279
00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:05,667
Bond street?

280
00:13:05,734 --> 00:13:08,400
Say, by the way, is
your wife still pickled?

281
00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:09,400
<i>Was pickled?</i>

282
00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:11,501
I mean, is she still
in the salt rub?

283
00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:13,367
<i>Ja, ja. She's in
her apartment, sir.</i>

284
00:13:13,434 --> 00:13:14,567
Oh, yes. Yes,
that's fine.

285
00:13:14,634 --> 00:13:15,701
Say, hold this
a minute, will you?

286
00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:17,000
Hold?

287
00:13:18,501 --> 00:13:21,000
I do hope Igor can get
Sally to change her mind.

288
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,000
Well you know how
persuasive Igor can be.

289
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,033
Here they come now!

290
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,534
They they are.

291
00:13:26,601 --> 00:13:27,534
Happy landing.

292
00:13:27,601 --> 00:13:28,534
Good luck, baron.

293
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:37,400
Airport, baron?

294
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,868
Sure, sure, hurry, hurry!
We are late!

295
00:13:38,934 --> 00:13:40,234
Airport.

296
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:43,100
Bye! Bye, baron.

297
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:47,100
Hey, let me out
of here you, Mike Anthony!

298
00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:50,300
Let me out of here!

299
00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:52,934
You big double-crossing hun,
come back here!

300
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,234
Come back here!

301
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:59,467
I'll get you, you son of a gun!

302
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:02,000
Hey, come back here, Anthony!

303
00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:04,400
Come back here, you...

304
00:14:07,801 --> 00:14:09,734
Pells, let me out of here.

305
00:14:09,801 --> 00:14:13,534
You get yourself out.
I'm no laundry man.

306
00:14:13,601 --> 00:14:15,534
Get me out of here!

307
00:14:15,601 --> 00:14:16,667
I beg your pardon.

308
00:14:16,734 --> 00:14:19,033
Help! Help!

309
00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:22,901
<i>Mach schnell!
Hurry, hurry please.</i>

310
00:14:22,968 --> 00:14:24,133
We are late for
the take off.

311
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,067
I'm giving her
all she can take, baron.

312
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,033
What are you writing?

313
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,601
A cable to my mother.

314
00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:33,067
It's her birthday
tomorrow.

315
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,534
Oh, that's sweet. She'll
be glad to hear from you.

316
00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:36,667
Oh, she'll be
tickled pink.

317
00:14:56,534 --> 00:14:59,033
When you leave us, send
this cable at once, collect.

318
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,133
Right-o, baron.

319
00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:19,467
Back, please, get back.

320
00:15:19,534 --> 00:15:21,834
Flowers, for the baroness.

321
00:15:21,901 --> 00:15:23,167
Right-o.

322
00:15:23,234 --> 00:15:26,734
Oh, baroness, baroness!

323
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,267
Happy landing.

324
00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:42,701
I wonder what
all those gadgets are for?

325
00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:35,667
Let go!

326
00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:48,734
Hey! Stop!

327
00:16:53,968 --> 00:16:55,400
Follow that plane!

328
00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:57,968
Yes, sir. Are you crazy?

329
00:16:58,033 --> 00:17:01,501
Yes! I'll get you,
Mike Anthony!

330
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:04,267
Mein instruments,
mein equipment are ruined.

331
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:06,701
A life's work
all over again.

332
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:10,200
Well, we run along.

333
00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:12,267
As soon as I
locate the plane,

334
00:17:12,334 --> 00:17:15,200
I'll get in touch with
you as a matter of routine.

335
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,968
Good day, baron.

336
00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:18,067
Thank you.

337
00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:19,133
Good day, baron.

338
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,200
Then you, men.
Thank you.

339
00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:26,868
Well, that went over
pretty well, I think.

340
00:17:26,934 --> 00:17:29,234
At least it's something
you didn't bungle.

341
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,868
Steven, I swear,
it all happened so...

342
00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:32,534
Shut up. That plane
must be found.

343
00:17:32,601 --> 00:17:33,767
I know, I know.

344
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,767
Telephone Colleen humbert.
Get fouche in Paris.

345
00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:38,067
One of them must locate
the plane, you hear?

346
00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:39,300
I'll go down to
the field and stand by.

347
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:40,968
You call me the first news
and I take off at once.

348
00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:42,767
If anyone gets to that
plane you're through!

349
00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:44,601
Do you understand?
It must be found.

350
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:45,734
Right.

351
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,000
I hope you didn't
kill him.

352
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:51,501
Who? Kill what?

353
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:52,934
Igor.

354
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,033
Oh, that's all right. All
snakes live till sundown.

355
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,434
Stop worrying.

356
00:17:56,501 --> 00:17:59,734
Look around for some
peace and quiet to land in.

357
00:17:59,801 --> 00:18:02,133
How fast are we going?

358
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:05,434
Well, we're either up 2,100
feet and going 175 miles an hour,

359
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:09,534
or we're up 175 feet and
going 2,100 miles an hour.

360
00:18:09,601 --> 00:18:11,267
Whimsical little
airplane, isn't it.

361
00:18:11,334 --> 00:18:13,033
You know, there is something
queer about this ship.

362
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:14,834
Well I don't mean
to be critical,

363
00:18:14,901 --> 00:18:17,200
but it was probably all right
before that take off.

364
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:19,100
No, no. I mean there
are no oxygen tanks

365
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:21,601
for these comic helmets
to connect with.

366
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,567
You know, I'm beginning to think

367
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:24,234
the baron and baroness
are phonies.

368
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,367
I wonder where we are?

369
00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:26,801
Get out those maps
there, will you?

370
00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:30,701
Oh...

371
00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:32,567
What color is
it down there?

372
00:18:32,634 --> 00:18:33,901
It's sort of
a pinkish brown.

373
00:18:33,968 --> 00:18:37,234
Pinkish brown?
We're over persia.

374
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,701
Let me see if I
can find France.

375
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:41,300
If I remember right,
it's a kind of a green.

376
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:45,033
I wonder who admired
the baroness so much?

377
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,701
Amorous-looking
little gentlemen.

378
00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:49,200
Ah, a note!

379
00:18:49,267 --> 00:18:54,133
He must woo her with geography
or something because...

380
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,234
Say, what on
earth is this?

381
00:18:56,300 --> 00:19:00,367
Let's see.

382
00:19:00,434 --> 00:19:01,934
What?

383
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,934
Number x-2593, foreign
office confiden-

384
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,567
wait a minute.

385
00:19:06,634 --> 00:19:08,367
If this nightmare
gets any worse...

386
00:19:08,434 --> 00:19:09,434
What's wrong?

387
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:11,534
Plenty. Say, this is
an admiralty chart.

388
00:19:11,601 --> 00:19:13,033
Coast defense stations,
range of firing,

389
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,334
the whole works.

390
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,834
Phonies? The baron
and baroness are spies.

391
00:19:17,901 --> 00:19:19,901
You mean this flight
and everything is...

392
00:19:19,968 --> 00:19:21,934
Is just a hop to smuggle
this out of England.

393
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,133
Say, we're small
prize, Sally.

394
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,067
Do you realize what
a story this will make?

395
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,234
What do you mean, story?

396
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:32,200
Uh... I mean, well, I mean what a story
it will make to tell our grandchildren.

397
00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:33,634
We're tied up
in intrigue.

398
00:19:33,701 --> 00:19:35,033
But I don't want to
be tied up in anything.

399
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:36,167
We're international.

400
00:19:36,234 --> 00:19:37,567
I don't want to
be international.

401
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,334
I just want things to
stop happening to me.

402
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,000
Well, don't worry. I'll handle
this when the time comes.

403
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:44,667
And nothing more is
going to happen to you.

404
00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:46,868
Except that...
Except that...

405
00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:48,267
Except what?

406
00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:49,834
Except that we're out of
gas, and we're almost down!

407
00:19:49,901 --> 00:19:50,968
So you better
hold tight.

408
00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:52,334
Here we go!

409
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,767
Don't hold
on to that!

410
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,601
We have landed!

411
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,000
Are you hurt?

412
00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:12,434
No, chock full of
peace and quiet.

413
00:20:12,501 --> 00:20:13,434
Where are we?

414
00:20:13,501 --> 00:20:15,267
Madame, this is France.

415
00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:26,167
Stop annoying
the livestock.

416
00:20:26,234 --> 00:20:29,334
Don't be vulgar,
Mr. Anthony.

417
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:34,300
It happens to be this woolen
undershirt, that's all.

418
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,200
Trains run to Paris,
you know.

419
00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:38,367
Trains, remember?
Choo, choo, choo!

420
00:20:38,434 --> 00:20:39,934
I don't know why I keep
explaining things to you,

421
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,734
but railroad stations have
a habit of being watched.

422
00:20:42,801 --> 00:20:44,901
Besides, you wanted
the simple life.

423
00:20:44,968 --> 00:20:46,667
Peace and quiet.
Well here it is.

424
00:20:46,734 --> 00:20:48,567
You're a fine one.

425
00:20:48,634 --> 00:20:50,000
You profess
admiration for me,

426
00:20:50,067 --> 00:20:51,300
you tell me you
want to help.

427
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:53,901
I put myself in your
hands and now look what.

428
00:20:53,968 --> 00:20:57,434
Well, what? You wanted
my help and you got it.

429
00:20:57,501 --> 00:20:59,033
Say, you don't think I enjoy
playing cops and robbers

430
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,400
all over Europe with a...

431
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,167
Just exactly who do you
think you're talking to?

432
00:21:02,234 --> 00:21:03,534
I'm talking to
a fairly attractive dame

433
00:21:03,601 --> 00:21:06,267
who's got too much
dough for her own good.

434
00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:07,634
Just between you and me,
I'm beginning to think

435
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,868
that prince is
a pretty lucky boy.

436
00:21:10,934 --> 00:21:13,100
You've said just about
enough, Mr. Anthony.

437
00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:14,634
Too much!

438
00:21:14,701 --> 00:21:17,033
I don't need your help
and advice or anyone else's.

439
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,434
As far as I'm concerned,

440
00:21:18,501 --> 00:21:20,267
you can take a running
front dive off this wagon.

441
00:21:20,334 --> 00:21:21,834
And it's all
right with me

442
00:21:21,901 --> 00:21:22,868
if I never see
you again.

443
00:21:22,934 --> 00:21:24,434
Oh yeah?

444
00:21:24,501 --> 00:21:26,167
Oh, where are
you going?

445
00:21:26,234 --> 00:21:28,200
I can take a hint.

446
00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:30,367
I'll be seeing you.
Paris in spring.

447
00:21:30,434 --> 00:21:33,801
But... but you can't leave me
here with all these cabbages.

448
00:21:33,868 --> 00:21:36,200
Well this constant
nagging will have to stop.

449
00:21:36,267 --> 00:21:39,067
All right.

450
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,400
It has stopped.

451
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,834
And no more beefing.

452
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,200
Not a beef.

453
00:21:43,267 --> 00:21:45,634
Ok.

454
00:21:45,701 --> 00:21:49,601
In Mike you trust.

455
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,701
In Mike I trust.

456
00:21:56,501 --> 00:21:59,968
You know, it's odd your
following me all that time.

457
00:22:00,033 --> 00:22:03,534
You're reasonably
presentable and clean.

458
00:22:03,601 --> 00:22:05,367
It's a wonder you didn't
get yourself introduced.

459
00:22:05,434 --> 00:22:08,434
You don't know
the right people.

460
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:11,834
Then it must
be destiny.

461
00:22:11,901 --> 00:22:12,834
Destiny?

462
00:22:12,901 --> 00:22:14,033
Mm-hmm.

463
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,467
It's a story.

464
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:16,934
A great story.

465
00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:34,234
Boy, he's sure
steamed up about something.

466
00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:37,133
I'll say he is. And
everybody's gonna hear about it.

467
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,234
Rose, it'll stand another
column on the woman's angle.

468
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:41,367
Put yourself in
Sally's place.

469
00:22:41,434 --> 00:22:43,634
Jake, tell Wesson to
wire Anthony $2,000.

470
00:22:43,701 --> 00:22:44,701
Union agency, Paris.

471
00:22:44,767 --> 00:22:45,701
Right.

472
00:22:45,767 --> 00:22:47,367
What a man, Anthony.

473
00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:49,601
He's making
newspaper history.

474
00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:51,601
If the circulation department
don't erect him a statue,

475
00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:53,767
I'll dip myself
in bronze.

476
00:22:53,834 --> 00:22:54,734
Hurry up with that
new lead, Wally.

477
00:22:54,801 --> 00:22:55,634
Right.

478
00:23:11,701 --> 00:23:13,400
Sit here and don't
say a word.

479
00:23:13,467 --> 00:23:14,734
You're from the country
and dumb, see?

480
00:23:14,801 --> 00:23:17,734
How's this?

481
00:23:17,801 --> 00:23:20,267
I hope you're kidding.

482
00:23:20,334 --> 00:23:21,267
Say, where are you going?

483
00:23:21,334 --> 00:23:22,667
It's all right.

484
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:25,234
Well, for the love of Pete.

485
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:27,534
I'm sorry, but you'll first
have to see the man at the...

486
00:23:27,601 --> 00:23:29,567
Mike! I wondered
when you'd turn up.

487
00:23:29,634 --> 00:23:30,501
Hi, Jim. What the devil are you doing...

488
00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:31,534
Any money from home?

489
00:23:31,601 --> 00:23:33,167
Sure, but what...?

490
00:23:33,234 --> 00:23:34,467
All right, lead me to it, and
give me your fastest stenographer.

491
00:23:34,534 --> 00:23:35,601
I've got to send
a cable home.

492
00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:02,934
Got a match, pal?

493
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,334
No.

494
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,868
No.

495
00:24:06,934 --> 00:24:10,601
Pretty big boy. In town
to see the girls, huh?

496
00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:13,968
No.

497
00:24:14,033 --> 00:24:17,300
Tell Mike Barney says
judgement day is here.

498
00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:24,934
Oh...

499
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,601
Hey, Mike, a man just
came in and told me...

500
00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:27,667
We can get out of
here in a minute.

501
00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:28,801
I got to get this
cable off to mother.

502
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:30,534
I know, but...

503
00:24:30,601 --> 00:24:31,601
How much?

504
00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:34,801
48 francs.

505
00:24:34,868 --> 00:24:36,334
Hey, look at
the window.

506
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,334
What?

507
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,767
Look at the window.

508
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,434
Is that the man?

509
00:24:44,501 --> 00:24:46,667
No, but Barney says
judgement day is here.

510
00:24:46,734 --> 00:24:49,334
Huh? What?

511
00:24:51,767 --> 00:24:52,767
Back way, where?
Quick!

512
00:24:52,834 --> 00:24:54,033
Through there.

513
00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:57,000
Good-bye.

514
00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:02,267
Very clever,
Mr. Anthony.

515
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,634
Very astute.

516
00:25:03,701 --> 00:25:05,467
It took the mind of a
child to follow your tracks.

517
00:25:05,534 --> 00:25:07,000
Well, well,
Barney, old pal.

518
00:25:07,067 --> 00:25:08,234
You're a gift
from the gods.

519
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:09,567
Mind over matter,
my friend.

520
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:11,033
Yours the muscle,
mine the brain.

521
00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:12,267
Listen,
miss Parker...

522
00:25:12,334 --> 00:25:13,434
Hey, you run along, Sally.
We'll catch up with you.

523
00:25:13,501 --> 00:25:14,367
Listen,
he's the man...

524
00:25:14,434 --> 00:25:15,367
You bet I am!

525
00:25:15,434 --> 00:25:16,434
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

526
00:25:16,501 --> 00:25:17,934
He's our pal.
He's gonna help us.

527
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,167
Go on, Sally.

528
00:25:21,234 --> 00:25:22,667
Now, listen, Barney,
don't be insane.

529
00:25:22,734 --> 00:25:24,200
This story's big
enough for both of us.

530
00:25:24,267 --> 00:25:26,334
What was I doing in that
dark closet, hunting mice?

531
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,801
Oh, don't be catty.
Now listen, Barney,

532
00:25:27,868 --> 00:25:29,167
she doesn't know
who I am.

533
00:25:29,234 --> 00:25:30,968
She hates newspapers
and boys like us.

534
00:25:31,033 --> 00:25:32,367
If you crack now,
we're both sunk.

535
00:25:32,434 --> 00:25:33,434
Come on.

536
00:25:33,501 --> 00:25:34,801
I'm sticking like
summer underwear.

537
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:35,801
Hey, Michael!

538
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,934
Michael! Here they come!

539
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,067
Come on! Hop in!

540
00:25:54,801 --> 00:25:57,200
All right, captain
flag, baby's with you.

541
00:26:03,701 --> 00:26:07,567
We can wait until the police
locate that stolen delivery truck.

542
00:26:11,133 --> 00:26:13,100
And that's the way a couple of
Princeton men stick together,

543
00:26:13,167 --> 00:26:15,200
hey Barney, old pal?
Old pal?

544
00:26:15,267 --> 00:26:17,033
Sure, you don't have
to worry about this egg.

545
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,400
Why, we were inseparable at Princeton.

546
00:26:18,467 --> 00:26:19,601
They used to call
him my shadow.

547
00:26:19,667 --> 00:26:21,133
Huh. He still is.

548
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,634
Sure, one for all
and all for one.

549
00:26:23,701 --> 00:26:25,334
And every man for
himself now and then.

550
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,400
You'll excuse me,
gentlemen,

551
00:26:26,467 --> 00:26:28,667
this is too good
a chance to be loose.

552
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,601
All for one
and one for all, huh?

553
00:26:35,667 --> 00:26:39,000
You ever hear of the odious
career of Benedict Arnold?

554
00:26:39,067 --> 00:26:41,000
Yes, yes. But later
document proved Benny

555
00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:43,534
to have been a very much
misunderstood man.

556
00:26:43,601 --> 00:26:45,000
History says
different.

557
00:26:45,067 --> 00:26:47,634
No, I'm on the level
now. Honest, Barney.

558
00:26:47,701 --> 00:26:50,467
I believe you,
Anthony, you hope.

559
00:26:56,601 --> 00:26:58,300
Cops!

560
00:27:00,567 --> 00:27:03,701
Hold tight, Sally.

561
00:27:03,767 --> 00:27:05,200
Hey!

562
00:27:07,067 --> 00:27:14,734
* she'll be comin' round
the mountain when she comes *

563
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:18,334
* she'll be comin' round
the mountain *

564
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:22,367
* she'll be comin' round
the mountain when she comes *

565
00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:23,234
* she'll be comin'... *

566
00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:24,234
now what?

567
00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:25,501
We're out of gas.

568
00:27:25,567 --> 00:27:27,701
Don't tell me they still
use that one at Princeton.

569
00:27:27,767 --> 00:27:29,033
Is this on
the level?

570
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:30,701
I never heard two such
suspicious people in my life!

571
00:27:30,767 --> 00:27:31,701
We gotta get
out and walk.

572
00:27:31,767 --> 00:27:32,767
Where?

573
00:27:32,834 --> 00:27:34,734
To the end of
the rainbow. Who cares?

574
00:27:34,801 --> 00:27:36,634
Come on, the open
road, barnabas.

575
00:27:36,701 --> 00:27:37,968
The broad highway, madam.

576
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:42,067
Come aramis, come pothos!

577
00:27:42,133 --> 00:27:45,567
With a cow field for a couch
and clouds for a coverlet.

578
00:27:45,634 --> 00:27:49,501
Wresting the world with a song on
our lips and blade in our hands.

579
00:27:49,567 --> 00:27:51,701
One for all
and all for one.

580
00:27:51,767 --> 00:27:53,234
Sally, do you mind if I
speak with Romeo a minute?

581
00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:54,334
Why?

582
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,601
Men, talk, you know.

583
00:27:55,667 --> 00:27:56,534
Go pick yourself
a Daisy.

584
00:27:56,601 --> 00:27:59,467
Oh...

585
00:27:59,534 --> 00:28:03,133
What's on your stagnant mind? Shhh...

586
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,300
I discovered this
while she was dressing.

587
00:28:05,367 --> 00:28:06,367
What?

588
00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:07,601
Look.
What?

589
00:28:07,667 --> 00:28:09,634
Look.
Where?

590
00:28:09,701 --> 00:28:11,434
Hey, you!

591
00:28:11,501 --> 00:28:15,434
You dirty, double
- crossing snake, you!

592
00:28:15,501 --> 00:28:16,868
One for all, huh?!

593
00:28:16,934 --> 00:28:20,200
Good by, dear. I'll
write you in a day or two.

594
00:28:20,267 --> 00:28:21,734
Hey, if you
let me out of here...

595
00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:23,868
Good-bye, dear.

596
00:28:23,934 --> 00:28:25,267
Hey, Sally!

597
00:28:25,334 --> 00:28:27,534
Hey, miss Parker, let
me tell you something!

598
00:28:27,601 --> 00:28:31,334
Sally! Hey! Parker,
this guy's a reporter!

599
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,834
Oh, now wait
a minute, pells.

600
00:28:32,901 --> 00:28:34,234
That's too much.
Enough is enough.

601
00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:35,767
You can't hear him now.

602
00:28:35,834 --> 00:28:37,133
I thought he
was your friend.

603
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,534
Well, he used to be,

604
00:28:38,601 --> 00:28:41,334
but today he'd sell his
sister for a Turkish dime.

605
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,200
Turned out to be
a newspaper man, Sally.

606
00:28:43,267 --> 00:28:44,267
A reporter?

607
00:28:44,334 --> 00:28:46,033
Yeah, foreign
correspondent.

608
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:46,934
<i>New York gazette,
or something like that,</i>

609
00:28:47,033 --> 00:28:48,234
and he's on your trail.

610
00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:49,734
I thought I'd string
him along back there

611
00:28:49,801 --> 00:28:51,601
until we got out
of that jam.

612
00:28:51,667 --> 00:28:53,033
You know, I feel
sorry for him.

613
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:55,133
Well, don't. You can't
trust a thing he says.

614
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,033
Well the next time he meets you,
he'll tell you stories about me.

615
00:28:58,100 --> 00:29:00,300
He'll even have me a
reporter before he's through.

616
00:29:00,367 --> 00:29:03,200
No, I mean I feel sorry for anyone
who has to earn his living that way.

617
00:29:03,267 --> 00:29:05,701
No self respecting
man could accept money

618
00:29:05,767 --> 00:29:08,901
for prying into
people's private lives.

619
00:29:08,968 --> 00:29:12,300
No, no, and they don't
earn very much at that.

620
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,234
Is that Anthony
a newspaper man?

621
00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:20,801
I got it! I got a topper
for the whole thing!

622
00:29:20,868 --> 00:29:23,167
Who will be Sally's
ideal man?

623
00:29:23,234 --> 00:29:26,234
Royal prince or
a lonely reporter?

624
00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:27,467
Will old world
sophistication

625
00:29:27,534 --> 00:29:29,534
win out over new
world virility?

626
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:30,701
We run a contest!

627
00:29:30,767 --> 00:29:31,934
Prizes for
best letters!

628
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000
Get it, Wally!

629
00:29:33,067 --> 00:29:34,534
Snap out with
a lead right away.

630
00:29:34,601 --> 00:29:36,067
We'll float an
extra on this.

631
00:29:36,133 --> 00:29:38,267
Dave, get Wally's story
on the Paris cable.

632
00:29:38,334 --> 00:29:40,434
I want this to break
all over Europe!

633
00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:54,534
Oh, excuse me.

634
00:29:54,601 --> 00:29:56,200
Lift me up.

635
00:29:56,267 --> 00:29:57,267
I'm too tired,

636
00:29:57,334 --> 00:29:59,601
but I'll lie
down beside you.

637
00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,968
Old wine,
old friends, old jokes.

638
00:30:05,968 --> 00:30:07,367
It's too fantastic!

639
00:30:07,434 --> 00:30:09,300
Believe it or not,
but I think I see

640
00:30:09,367 --> 00:30:12,033
a beautiful gasoline station
with a lot of rooms in it.

641
00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:13,801
I'll bet there are
beds in those rooms.

642
00:30:13,868 --> 00:30:15,334
Don't tell me
you see what I see?

643
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,801
We can't both be crazy!

644
00:30:16,868 --> 00:30:18,033
That's what you think.

645
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,801
Hmm. Looks like we're
gonna spend the night

646
00:30:29,868 --> 00:30:31,901
with some pretty
important ghosts.

647
00:30:31,968 --> 00:30:34,267
All the Louis, madame de
maintenon, richelieu..

648
00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:35,868
I'd rather enjoy
meeting richelieu.

649
00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:37,968
I want to see if he really
looks like George arliss.

650
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Ah. A bottle of milk for
Marie antoinette's bath.

651
00:30:50,067 --> 00:30:51,734
If that was left for
her, it's sour by now.

652
00:30:55,467 --> 00:30:57,667
No luck, Michael.

653
00:30:57,734 --> 00:31:00,434
What caretaker would
open windows?

654
00:31:00,501 --> 00:31:03,701
No sleep for
Sally tonight.

655
00:31:03,767 --> 00:31:05,834
Lose not heart,
fair lady.

656
00:31:05,901 --> 00:31:08,067
This may mean the
guillotine, but here goes.

657
00:31:11,767 --> 00:31:13,467
What was that? Shhh.

658
00:31:13,534 --> 00:31:18,567
Bismarck, quiet.
Down. Stop growling.

659
00:31:18,634 --> 00:31:22,534
Come along.
We better go see.

660
00:31:22,601 --> 00:31:26,400
Nice Bismarck.

661
00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:28,467
Sit up. Beg. Beg.

662
00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:36,434
We better take a gun.

663
00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:41,200
It's empty.

664
00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:48,701
Come, Bismarck, come.

665
00:31:48,767 --> 00:31:53,067
Come. Come on.
Good boy.

666
00:31:57,834 --> 00:32:00,667
Give me a hand. It's
awfully creepy in here.

667
00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:17,067
Mike!

668
00:32:17,133 --> 00:32:18,067
What's the matter?

669
00:32:18,133 --> 00:32:19,234
Right there!

670
00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:20,601
What?
That man!

671
00:32:20,667 --> 00:32:23,467
That's not a man,
that's a statue.

672
00:32:23,534 --> 00:32:28,133
You're just
saying that.

673
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,400
Yes, I am just
saying that.

674
00:32:31,467 --> 00:32:33,534
You know, we're really
in terrible danger.

675
00:32:39,234 --> 00:32:41,300
You're right.

676
00:32:41,367 --> 00:32:44,834
That is just
a statue, Mike.

677
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,400
Madame de maintenon's
apartment.

678
00:32:53,467 --> 00:32:55,567
Hey, we can't
resist this, Sally.

679
00:33:03,634 --> 00:33:05,701
De maintenon.

680
00:33:05,767 --> 00:33:08,000
Louis xiv's
favorite lady.

681
00:33:08,067 --> 00:33:11,400
He did right for the
gal. He married her.

682
00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:14,234
A peasant girl
born in a prison,

683
00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:16,901
and she lived to be
surrounded by all this.

684
00:33:16,968 --> 00:33:18,434
A queen.

685
00:33:18,501 --> 00:33:21,434
I hear she was surrounded by
the king the most of the time.

686
00:33:31,234 --> 00:33:34,300
Oh... her bedroom.

687
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,267
Think of it.

688
00:33:39,334 --> 00:33:40,801
She ruled the destiny
of France,

689
00:33:40,868 --> 00:33:43,267
of a whole nation,
from this very room.

690
00:33:43,334 --> 00:33:44,567
You're wrong there.

691
00:33:44,634 --> 00:33:47,634
Louis ruled France,
and she ruled Louis.

692
00:33:47,701 --> 00:33:51,367
I'll bet she
really loved him.

693
00:33:51,434 --> 00:33:53,734
The atmosphere of
the room does kind of...

694
00:33:53,801 --> 00:33:55,701
Well, kind of get
into you, doesn't it?

695
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,434
They say that
walls have ears.

696
00:33:57,501 --> 00:34:00,400
If they could
only speak.

697
00:34:00,467 --> 00:34:02,033
They are speaking.

698
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:06,234
I can tell you exactly
what Louis is saying.

699
00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:11,534
He's a man of few words but
with a very definite objective.

700
00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:17,300
Steady, Mr. Anthony?

701
00:34:17,367 --> 00:34:19,501
No, no, no.
Listen to him.

702
00:34:19,567 --> 00:34:21,734
He's St... St...
Stuttering a little.

703
00:34:21,801 --> 00:34:24,701
Her beauty makes him
n... n... nervous.

704
00:34:24,767 --> 00:34:28,100
I know.
And listen to her.

705
00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:32,801
She's bidding him good night
because she's very sleepy.

706
00:34:32,868 --> 00:34:34,334
Hear her yawn?

707
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:38,000
Was that a yawn? Oh, I thought
it was just a nice deep sigh.

708
00:34:38,067 --> 00:34:39,467
I don't know know where
you're going to rest

709
00:34:39,534 --> 00:34:40,634
your tousled little
head, Mr. Anthony,

710
00:34:40,701 --> 00:34:42,400
but I'm going to
sleep right here.

711
00:34:42,467 --> 00:34:46,467
Well, shall I make
up the upper, madame?

712
00:34:51,534 --> 00:34:55,334
I wonder what Louis would
do in a case like this?

713
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,701
Come on.

714
00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:05,000
Good night,
Mr. Anthony.

715
00:35:05,067 --> 00:35:08,200
This place must
be alive with beds.

716
00:35:08,267 --> 00:35:09,534
Louis?
What do you advise?

717
00:35:13,934 --> 00:35:17,868
Oh, you won't be very
far away, will you?

718
00:35:17,934 --> 00:35:19,767
You'll be all right.

719
00:35:19,834 --> 00:35:24,000
If anybody disturbs you
it'll be Louis himself.

720
00:35:24,067 --> 00:35:25,801
Good night, Mike.

721
00:35:25,868 --> 00:35:27,734
Good night, Sally.

722
00:36:33,701 --> 00:36:35,000
Who is it?

723
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:37,033
Louis.

724
00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:38,834
L... Louis who?

725
00:36:38,901 --> 00:36:41,634
Pick a number
from one to 10.

726
00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:43,167
Louis xiv.

727
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,467
Madame was
trucking?

728
00:36:47,534 --> 00:36:49,501
His majesty is several
centuries ahead of himself.

729
00:36:49,567 --> 00:36:50,801
I was minueting.

730
00:36:50,868 --> 00:36:53,567
May I have the next one?

731
00:36:53,634 --> 00:36:55,501
After all,
I am your queen.

732
00:37:43,901 --> 00:37:47,200
Your majesty, madame.

733
00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:48,868
Down, Bismarck, down.

734
00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:50,801
These people live here.
They're friends of mine.

735
00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:52,067
Who are you?

736
00:37:52,133 --> 00:37:53,367
Guess.

737
00:37:53,434 --> 00:37:55,200
Little Bo peep.

738
00:37:55,267 --> 00:37:56,834
No, but you're warm.

739
00:37:56,901 --> 00:37:58,567
We give up. Who?

740
00:37:58,634 --> 00:38:00,868
The caretaker of your palace,
your majesty.

741
00:38:00,934 --> 00:38:02,801
I have been
for 46 years.

742
00:38:02,868 --> 00:38:04,868
Bismarck and I have
spent every night here

743
00:38:04,934 --> 00:38:06,601
and enjoy every minute of it.

744
00:38:06,667 --> 00:38:09,901
And all the fun we have had with
you and all the others ghosts.

745
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,334
All the other ghosts?

746
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,367
Then you think we
are ghosts, too?

747
00:38:16,434 --> 00:38:18,667
<i>Oh, oul, oul, oul.
I know you are.</i>

748
00:38:18,734 --> 00:38:23,567
The ghost of king Louis xiv
and madame de maintenon.

749
00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:26,267
Your majesty, madame,
may I present Bismarck?

750
00:38:26,334 --> 00:38:29,000
Who is Bismarck?

751
00:38:29,067 --> 00:38:30,801
And where is he?

752
00:38:30,868 --> 00:38:33,334
He's my dog.
He's right here at my feet.

753
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:38,200
Bismarck, roll over,
like a good dog.

754
00:38:38,267 --> 00:38:39,567
Isn't he clever?

755
00:38:39,634 --> 00:38:41,400
I've never seen
anything like it.

756
00:38:41,467 --> 00:38:43,367
Mike, let's
get out of here.

757
00:38:43,434 --> 00:38:46,367
If you will pardon my
saying so, your majesty,

758
00:38:46,434 --> 00:38:50,400
you have gone very rusty
in your minuet.

759
00:38:50,467 --> 00:38:53,767
Your form, after all
these years, is a way off.

760
00:38:53,834 --> 00:38:55,234
Let me illustrate.

761
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,801
May I have
your hand, madame?

762
00:38:57,868 --> 00:39:00,133
Couldn't we just
sit this one out?

763
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,434
No, no, no.
Go right ahead.

764
00:39:01,501 --> 00:39:03,901
His majesty
commands.

765
00:39:32,534 --> 00:39:34,801
Come on, swing it,
daddy. Swing it!

766
00:39:34,868 --> 00:39:37,200
The king can do no wrong.

767
00:40:06,667 --> 00:40:09,534
Don't be afraid, madame.
It is not loaded.

768
00:40:09,601 --> 00:40:10,701
No, no, no.
Not at your head!

769
00:40:13,601 --> 00:40:15,501
This gun is crazy!

770
00:40:15,567 --> 00:40:17,834
The gun's crazy?
You're all right.

771
00:40:17,901 --> 00:40:20,167
<i>Oul. There, you see?</i>

772
00:40:21,601 --> 00:40:25,300
Don't worry, madame.

773
00:40:25,367 --> 00:40:27,834
I'll tell them you
shot in self defense.

774
00:40:27,901 --> 00:40:29,767
Mike, if you don't get
that man out of here,

775
00:40:29,834 --> 00:40:32,467
you're going to have an awful
hysterical woman on your hands.

776
00:40:32,534 --> 00:40:34,801
I'll try.

777
00:40:34,868 --> 00:40:36,901
It's getting kind
of late, isn't it?

778
00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:38,100
Oh, what time is it,
your majesty?

779
00:40:38,167 --> 00:40:39,434
5 minutes of 12:00.

780
00:40:39,501 --> 00:40:41,100
Oh. We must hurry.

781
00:40:41,167 --> 00:40:43,400
You see, at 12:00
I turn into a pumpkin.

782
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,200
Happy Halloween.

783
00:40:51,267 --> 00:40:52,200
<i>Merci, madame.</i>

784
00:40:52,267 --> 00:40:53,767
Your majesty, have Bismarck and I

785
00:40:53,834 --> 00:40:55,234
your permission
to withdraw?

786
00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:57,501
Well, yes, yes,
if you insist.

787
00:40:57,567 --> 00:40:59,200
Come, Bismarck.

788
00:40:59,267 --> 00:41:01,534
Oh, by the way,

789
00:41:01,601 --> 00:41:03,300
if Bismarck there
ever has puppies,

790
00:41:03,367 --> 00:41:04,634
I wish you'd send me one.

791
00:41:04,701 --> 00:41:06,400
Shall be honor.

792
00:41:06,467 --> 00:41:08,300
Good night, your majesties.

793
00:41:08,367 --> 00:41:09,868
May you find great joy

794
00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:14,400
in your return
to Fontainebleau.

795
00:41:14,467 --> 00:41:15,567
Come, Bismarck.

796
00:41:17,267 --> 00:41:20,267
Mike,
I need some air.

797
00:41:20,334 --> 00:41:22,133
I hope there's
enough for both of us.

798
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:34,133
12:00, he's a pumpkin by now.

799
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,601
Funny little man.

800
00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:40,067
A happy little man
in a world all his own.

801
00:41:40,133 --> 00:41:42,000
And I'm here, too.

802
00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:46,634
London, marriage settlements,
unpleasant people...

803
00:41:46,701 --> 00:41:48,534
They all seem very
far away right now.

804
00:41:48,601 --> 00:41:50,033
Far away?
Yeah, that reminds me.

805
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:51,100
Good night.

806
00:41:51,167 --> 00:41:52,167
Mike!
Where are you going?

807
00:41:52,234 --> 00:41:53,501
Why, I've got to
find some place

808
00:41:53,567 --> 00:41:56,167
to rest this tousled
head of mine, remember?

809
00:41:56,234 --> 00:41:57,167
Oh, but you can't
leave me like this,

810
00:41:57,234 --> 00:41:59,300
you can't go-

811
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,234
Hello.

812
00:42:20,434 --> 00:42:21,734
Oh, I always
knew someday

813
00:42:21,801 --> 00:42:24,334
about somebody
like you.

814
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,334
You know, I've known
people I've liked

815
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,501
and some I've disliked.

816
00:42:27,567 --> 00:42:28,767
I've hated a few

817
00:42:28,834 --> 00:42:30,100
and thought I loved
a couple,

818
00:42:30,167 --> 00:42:32,701
but, I've never known
anyone I could trust

819
00:42:32,767 --> 00:42:33,601
up till now.

820
00:42:38,334 --> 00:42:39,400
Look Sally,

821
00:42:39,467 --> 00:42:43,267
a fella has to make
a living, understand?

822
00:42:43,334 --> 00:42:44,901
Such a nice living.

823
00:42:44,968 --> 00:42:46,634
Two can live
happier than one.

824
00:42:46,701 --> 00:42:49,000
Well, it isn't
that exactly, but,

825
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,601
well, I've had
a job all my life.

826
00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:54,601
I knew you
did something. What?

827
00:42:54,667 --> 00:42:57,033
Well, I'm a-

828
00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:58,334
I'm a writer.

829
00:42:58,400 --> 00:42:59,901
How wonderful, darling.

830
00:42:59,968 --> 00:43:01,601
What do you write about?

831
00:43:01,667 --> 00:43:04,067
Oh, I write about people,
you know, things.

832
00:43:04,133 --> 00:43:05,200
What sort of things?

833
00:43:05,267 --> 00:43:06,801
Have I read them?

834
00:43:06,868 --> 00:43:08,000
I want to learn
everything

835
00:43:08,067 --> 00:43:09,601
you've ever written
by heart.

836
00:43:09,667 --> 00:43:12,267
Well, Sally,
I might as well admit it.

837
00:43:12,334 --> 00:43:13,767
What?

838
00:43:13,834 --> 00:43:16,534
That I'm about
to crucify myself.

839
00:43:16,601 --> 00:43:17,734
But you suddenly
turned out to be

840
00:43:17,801 --> 00:43:22,300
the only girl
this side of the moon.

841
00:43:22,367 --> 00:43:24,434
Oh, let's skip
anything else.

842
00:43:24,501 --> 00:43:25,534
Everything else.

843
00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:46,000
Louis?

844
00:44:46,067 --> 00:44:47,868
The 13th, 14th, or 15th?

845
00:44:47,934 --> 00:44:49,601
Barney the first.

846
00:44:51,367 --> 00:44:52,868
How did you get here?

847
00:44:52,934 --> 00:44:54,200
I came in through
the plumbing.

848
00:44:54,267 --> 00:44:55,167
Well, then you can
get out the same way.

849
00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:56,234
I know all about you.

850
00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:57,801
You do, huh?
Yes.

851
00:44:57,868 --> 00:45:00,167
Well, listen, where is
that double-headed cobra?

852
00:45:00,234 --> 00:45:01,267
Where's that python?

853
00:45:01,334 --> 00:45:02,901
If you're speaking
of snakes, Mr. Barney

854
00:45:02,968 --> 00:45:03,901
whatever-your-name-is,

855
00:45:03,968 --> 00:45:05,033
let me tell you this-

856
00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:06,834
try to seal me
in a boxcar, will he?

857
00:45:06,901 --> 00:45:08,334
Lifts my clothes,
will he?

858
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:09,501
Well, let me tell
you about that.

859
00:45:09,567 --> 00:45:10,901
Oh, you don't look
any sillier than usual.

860
00:45:10,968 --> 00:45:12,834
And get off my bed!

861
00:45:12,901 --> 00:45:15,267
You don't know about
that chimpanzee, do you?

862
00:45:15,334 --> 00:45:17,267
You don't know he's
a newspaper man, do you?

863
00:45:17,334 --> 00:45:18,534
Well, how'd you
like to look at

864
00:45:18,601 --> 00:45:19,868
<i>the Paris edition of
the New York chronicle</i>

865
00:45:19,934 --> 00:45:20,968
and see
that dirty snake.

866
00:45:21,033 --> 00:45:23,100
Running true to form,
aren't you?

867
00:45:23,167 --> 00:45:26,100
Well, you'd better run
away and hide, little man.

868
00:45:26,167 --> 00:45:28,267
It's open season
on rodents around here.

869
00:45:28,334 --> 00:45:29,801
Now listen, Parker,
I can get tough, too,

870
00:45:29,868 --> 00:45:31,267
and I haven't had
my breakfast yet.

871
00:45:31,334 --> 00:45:32,501
But I'm gonna
put you wise.

872
00:45:36,334 --> 00:45:38,367
The panels are
of solid gold leaf.

873
00:45:38,434 --> 00:45:40,801
Fashioned in
the post-renaissance era by-

874
00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:47,200
who's that?
The madame herself?

875
00:45:47,267 --> 00:45:48,300
What occurs here?

876
00:45:48,367 --> 00:45:49,868
What you do here?

877
00:45:49,934 --> 00:45:50,901
They should
listen to me-

878
00:45:50,968 --> 00:45:52,200
Sally, come on,
come on,

879
00:45:52,267 --> 00:45:53,434
we gotta get
out of here!

880
00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:55,300
But Mike, this horrendous
hoodlum won't leave me!

881
00:45:55,367 --> 00:45:57,367
Ah, let her wallow
in some more smooch, eh?

882
00:45:57,434 --> 00:45:58,968
Hello, Barney old pal, how are you?

883
00:45:59,033 --> 00:46:00,567
It is forbidden
to sleep here!

884
00:46:00,634 --> 00:46:01,601
Now, don't worry,
Barney,

885
00:46:01,667 --> 00:46:02,534
we'll get you
out of here!

886
00:46:02,601 --> 00:46:03,601
Where are my pants?

887
00:46:03,667 --> 00:46:04,601
Who are all
these people?

888
00:46:04,667 --> 00:46:05,734
Oh, you're a bunch
of pigeons!

889
00:46:05,801 --> 00:46:07,834
Where are my clothes,
Mr. Underwear snatcher?

890
00:46:07,901 --> 00:46:09,734
Hey, look! The law!
Come on! Come on!

891
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:14,834
It's the fastest
way to the street!

892
00:46:14,901 --> 00:46:15,767
Follow, monsieur!

893
00:46:23,601 --> 00:46:25,300
My clothes!

894
00:46:25,367 --> 00:46:27,234
Hey! Come back here!

895
00:46:28,801 --> 00:46:30,033
Hey!

896
00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:33,300
Ahhh!

897
00:46:33,367 --> 00:46:35,434
A ghost in daylight!

898
00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:36,467
Hey!

899
00:46:46,634 --> 00:46:47,901
It's all right,
you can come out now.

900
00:46:51,133 --> 00:46:53,200
If I didn't love you
quite so much, darling,

901
00:46:53,267 --> 00:46:55,934
I'd make believe
you weren't with me.

902
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,634
You look like a very sweet,
half-witted hillbilly.

903
00:46:58,701 --> 00:47:01,133
I'm a hungry hillbilly.

904
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,834
There's a restaurant.

905
00:47:02,901 --> 00:47:04,434
Right after breakfast,

906
00:47:04,501 --> 00:47:06,100
I'm going to buy the palace
of Fontainebleau just for us.

907
00:47:06,167 --> 00:47:08,667
Ghosts and all.
Oh!

908
00:47:10,701 --> 00:47:15,734
Bismarck!
Come on, come on.

909
00:47:15,801 --> 00:47:17,901
Come on, get in here
and behave yourself.

910
00:47:17,968 --> 00:47:21,267
Shhh. Don't look now,

911
00:47:21,334 --> 00:47:23,634
you know who
just passed by?

912
00:47:23,701 --> 00:47:24,767
Who?

913
00:47:24,834 --> 00:47:28,701
King Louis the 14th
and madame de maintenon.

914
00:47:28,767 --> 00:47:30,767
I asked you not to
take that last drink.

915
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,467
We'll have two
of everything.

916
00:47:34,534 --> 00:47:36,067
Yes, and one copy
of the Paris edition

917
00:47:36,133 --> 00:47:37,934
<i>of the New York chronicle.</i>

918
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,968
What's the matter,
darling?

919
00:47:41,067 --> 00:47:43,067
Well, do I look as if there
were anything the matter?

920
00:47:43,133 --> 00:47:45,234
It's all over you.

921
00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:46,400
All over me is right.

922
00:47:54,601 --> 00:47:56,667
Well, we who are
about to die,

923
00:47:56,734 --> 00:47:58,100
salute you.

924
00:48:02,801 --> 00:48:03,734
Oh no.

925
00:48:03,801 --> 00:48:05,033
Oh yes.

926
00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:05,968
I tried to tell
you last night.

927
00:48:06,033 --> 00:48:07,033
You unbelievable,

928
00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:08,167
you incredibly
unthinkable,

929
00:48:08,234 --> 00:48:09,868
you sheer,
unadulterated worm!

930
00:48:09,934 --> 00:48:11,267
Go ahead, I deserve it,
all the adjectives.

931
00:48:11,334 --> 00:48:14,934
Sally confides
dreams to Anthony.

932
00:48:15,033 --> 00:48:16,400
Why you're something
that flies out of a jar

933
00:48:16,467 --> 00:48:17,601
when they
take the lid off.

934
00:48:17,667 --> 00:48:19,434
Sally, I don't know
anything about that contest,

935
00:48:19,501 --> 00:48:20,534
and I'll
make them kill it.

936
00:48:20,601 --> 00:48:23,701
So this is your dear,
sweet mother, is it?

937
00:48:23,767 --> 00:48:25,701
How do you do,
Mrs. Anthony?

938
00:48:25,767 --> 00:48:27,434
Isn't that cute?

939
00:48:27,501 --> 00:48:30,734
Little Michael tearing
wings off grasshoppers.

940
00:48:30,801 --> 00:48:33,968
The only girl
this side of the moon,

941
00:48:34,033 --> 00:48:35,934
and I believed you.

942
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,100
I tried to tell you last night,
but I couldn't.

943
00:48:39,968 --> 00:48:41,801
You don't know what
last night meant to me.

944
00:48:41,868 --> 00:48:43,601
How can I tell what
last night meant to you

945
00:48:43,667 --> 00:48:45,033
<i>until I see the next
issue of the chronicle?</i>

946
00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:47,501
Not more than 500 words,

947
00:48:47,567 --> 00:48:50,968
and be sure and write on
only one side of the paper.

948
00:48:51,033 --> 00:48:53,334
Mr. Anthony'll
write on the back.

949
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,868
He writes on
the backs of barns.

950
00:48:57,133 --> 00:48:58,400
Well, what are you
waiting for?

951
00:48:58,467 --> 00:49:00,434
There must be a cable
office around here somewhere?

952
00:49:00,501 --> 00:49:01,868
Aren't you afraid you'll
miss the next edition?

953
00:49:11,834 --> 00:49:13,667
Taxi fare to Paris.

954
00:49:13,734 --> 00:49:16,367
And, well I,
I'm sorry.

955
00:49:24,534 --> 00:49:26,467
No, he'll come back.

956
00:49:48,901 --> 00:49:50,968
You mind if I sit down,
Ms. Parker?

957
00:49:51,033 --> 00:49:52,033
Why not?

958
00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:53,200
It doesn't make
any difference,

959
00:49:53,267 --> 00:49:55,067
all kinds of people
have sat here.

960
00:49:55,133 --> 00:49:58,100
Mike just stepped
out a second, I guess,

961
00:49:58,167 --> 00:49:59,167
to find a cable, huh?

962
00:49:59,234 --> 00:50:00,601
He can step out of
a balloon,

963
00:50:00,667 --> 00:50:02,400
as far as I'm concerned.

964
00:50:02,467 --> 00:50:06,801
So, you finally read
your report card, huh?

965
00:50:06,868 --> 00:50:08,367
Pretty brutal stuff,
if you ask me.

966
00:50:08,434 --> 00:50:11,067
Hey, wait a minute,

967
00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:12,634
you're a reporter,
aren't you, Barney?

968
00:50:12,701 --> 00:50:14,767
Me? Now listen,
Ms. Parker,

969
00:50:14,834 --> 00:50:17,133
if that Anthony guy's been handing
you a lot of silly stuff about me-

970
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:18,300
look.

971
00:50:18,367 --> 00:50:19,734
It goes pretty hard
with one reporter

972
00:50:19,801 --> 00:50:21,834
if he loses his story to
another reporter, doesn't he?

973
00:50:21,901 --> 00:50:23,300
Well, yeah, I guess so-

974
00:50:23,367 --> 00:50:24,167
all right, then if
you're not a reporter,

975
00:50:24,234 --> 00:50:25,601
go find me one,

976
00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:27,267
because he's gonna have me
for his own personal scoop.

977
00:50:27,334 --> 00:50:30,133
Ms. Parker,
I'm no mere reporter,

978
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,734
I'm the best
correspondent in Europe!

979
00:50:32,801 --> 00:50:33,734
You write good stories?

980
00:50:33,801 --> 00:50:34,801
The best.

981
00:50:34,868 --> 00:50:35,934
All the news
that's fit to print.

982
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,400
I don't want that kind.

983
00:50:38,467 --> 00:50:40,701
You can print
anything about me.

984
00:50:40,767 --> 00:50:42,400
What I eat for breakfast,
how I take a bath,

985
00:50:42,467 --> 00:50:44,601
anything that'll make
Mr. Michael Anthony squirm.

986
00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:45,534
Things about him,
things about me,

987
00:50:45,601 --> 00:50:46,601
do you understand?

988
00:50:46,667 --> 00:50:48,801
Parker, baby,

989
00:50:48,868 --> 00:50:51,300
you call the shots,
and I'll pull the trigger.

990
00:50:51,367 --> 00:50:53,000
Come on, reporter,
I've got work to do,

991
00:50:53,067 --> 00:50:53,901
woman's work.

992
00:50:57,667 --> 00:50:59,300
Oh, madame,
the bacon, the coffee, the-

993
00:50:59,367 --> 00:51:00,567
I don't want it,

994
00:51:00,634 --> 00:51:01,868
will you pay for it,
please?

995
00:51:01,934 --> 00:51:03,767
Sure.

996
00:51:03,834 --> 00:51:04,667
Thank you.

997
00:51:07,701 --> 00:51:08,667
<i>Voila.</i>

998
00:51:08,734 --> 00:51:09,501
<i>Merci, monsieur.</i>

999
00:51:13,234 --> 00:51:14,667
More backgammon?

1000
00:51:14,734 --> 00:51:16,601
No, thank you.

1001
00:51:16,667 --> 00:51:17,667
Casino? Checkers?

1002
00:51:17,734 --> 00:51:20,167
No casino, no checkers,
thank you.

1003
00:51:22,667 --> 00:51:24,667
Knock, knock.

1004
00:51:24,734 --> 00:51:25,767
Who's there?

1005
00:51:25,834 --> 00:51:26,767
Machiavelli.

1006
00:51:26,834 --> 00:51:28,534
Machiavelli who?

1007
00:51:28,601 --> 00:51:30,834
Machiavelli
good suit for $10.

1008
00:51:30,901 --> 00:51:33,934
Heh, heh, heh.

1009
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,200
You get it?

1010
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,167
Yes, I get it, Barney.

1011
00:51:50,634 --> 00:51:52,634
You got a very pretty profile, you know.

1012
00:51:52,701 --> 00:51:56,567
It fits into your neck like
it was made by a mechanic.

1013
00:51:56,634 --> 00:51:59,501
A lovely thought,
Barney.

1014
00:51:59,567 --> 00:52:01,667
You wouldn't like
to neck, would you?

1015
00:52:01,734 --> 00:52:03,067
No thanks,
do you mind?

1016
00:52:03,133 --> 00:52:05,200
Oh, that's all right,
I just thought...

1017
00:52:05,267 --> 00:52:06,567
When do you send
your first cable?

1018
00:52:06,634 --> 00:52:08,601
I sent it.

1019
00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:10,634
And Anthony,
when does he get fired?

1020
00:52:10,701 --> 00:52:14,067
In a day or two,
right out on his ear.

1021
00:52:14,133 --> 00:52:16,033
Oh, I suppose he'll get a
job with another newspaper.

1022
00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:18,167
Him?
He'll be blacklisted.

1023
00:52:18,234 --> 00:52:19,467
Through.

1024
00:52:19,534 --> 00:52:20,534
Wonderful.

1025
00:52:20,601 --> 00:52:21,601
Can he do anything else?

1026
00:52:21,667 --> 00:52:23,734
Nothing that won't
land him in jail.

1027
00:52:23,801 --> 00:52:27,100
I suppose he'll
get on relief.

1028
00:52:27,167 --> 00:52:28,834
He might for a few days,
but that's all.

1029
00:52:28,901 --> 00:52:31,067
They're fussy about
who gets relief.

1030
00:52:31,133 --> 00:52:33,801
I hope he gets kicked off
the bread line, too.

1031
00:52:33,868 --> 00:52:36,834
It's kind of strange to think
of him being down and out.

1032
00:52:36,901 --> 00:52:38,701
Always so sure
of himself, Anthony was.

1033
00:52:38,767 --> 00:52:40,534
Mmmm.

1034
00:52:40,601 --> 00:52:42,334
That's the way it
starts around New York.

1035
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:43,767
I've seen hundreds
of them.

1036
00:52:43,834 --> 00:52:45,701
First they borrow
a 10-spot, then a buck,

1037
00:52:45,767 --> 00:52:48,367
then 25 cents for
donuts and coffee.

1038
00:52:48,434 --> 00:52:50,334
And then it's a shirt.

1039
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,467
And they tell you they got
a swell job doing publicity

1040
00:52:52,534 --> 00:52:54,501
and you stumble over them
one night in the park,

1041
00:52:54,567 --> 00:52:56,400
wrapped up in
an old Sunday edition

1042
00:52:56,467 --> 00:52:58,501
to keep the cold out.

1043
00:52:58,567 --> 00:53:01,334
Oh, stop it, Barney.

1044
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:02,567
Poor Michael.

1045
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,634
Woman, thy name
is screwball.

1046
00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:10,234
Yeah, who is it?

1047
00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:12,534
Come on in.

1048
00:53:12,601 --> 00:53:13,801
Lunch is ready.

1049
00:53:19,133 --> 00:53:20,767
Hey!
What's the idea?

1050
00:53:20,834 --> 00:53:21,968
Your hands down,
please.

1051
00:53:22,033 --> 00:53:22,968
I want that map,
Ms. Parker.

1052
00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:24,367
What are you
talking about?

1053
00:53:24,434 --> 00:53:25,367
What map?

1054
00:53:25,434 --> 00:53:26,434
It was not in the plane,

1055
00:53:26,501 --> 00:53:27,801
I want it quickly,
Ms. Parker.

1056
00:53:27,868 --> 00:53:28,801
What's he talking about?

1057
00:53:28,868 --> 00:53:29,801
I haven't got it.

1058
00:53:29,868 --> 00:53:31,200
Hilda, search her.

1059
00:53:31,267 --> 00:53:32,968
You put that
gun down and try it.

1060
00:53:33,033 --> 00:53:34,734
I must insist upon
an unfair advantage.

1061
00:53:34,801 --> 00:53:36,200
Step outside.

1062
00:53:36,267 --> 00:53:37,801
Well?

1063
00:53:37,868 --> 00:53:39,467
You'd better go,
Barney.

1064
00:53:47,133 --> 00:53:48,234
Everything off now,
Ms. Parker, quick.

1065
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:52,200
Smile, please,

1066
00:53:52,267 --> 00:53:53,234
we are friends,
you and I.

1067
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,267
I said smile.

1068
00:54:13,033 --> 00:54:14,200
Step along.

1069
00:54:18,501 --> 00:54:19,334
Wait, Mr. Pells.

1070
00:54:24,033 --> 00:54:25,200
Do you play bridge?

1071
00:54:25,267 --> 00:54:26,734
Yeah, well, uh,
just fair,

1072
00:54:26,801 --> 00:54:28,133
who'd we get
for a fourth?

1073
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:29,300
Hey, hey,
what's the idea!

1074
00:54:29,367 --> 00:54:30,934
Then you'll understand
what I mean by sloughed.

1075
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,100
You are about
to be sloughed.

1076
00:54:32,167 --> 00:54:33,234
Jump!
You think I'm crazy?

1077
00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:34,300
Jump at once!

1078
00:54:34,367 --> 00:54:35,501
Hey, now wait,
now listen,

1079
00:54:35,567 --> 00:54:36,467
maybe the next
stop we'll-

1080
00:54:36,534 --> 00:54:37,801
ahhhh!

1081
00:54:45,767 --> 00:54:46,767
Yes?

1082
00:54:46,834 --> 00:54:47,868
She claims
Anthony has it.

1083
00:54:47,934 --> 00:54:49,000
Where is he?

1084
00:54:49,067 --> 00:54:50,267
She claims
she doesn't know.

1085
00:54:50,334 --> 00:54:51,634
Give her back
her things.

1086
00:54:51,701 --> 00:54:52,501
We'll follow her.

1087
00:54:52,567 --> 00:54:53,667
She'll lead us
to him.

1088
00:54:59,367 --> 00:55:01,667
"I hereby resign.

1089
00:55:01,734 --> 00:55:06,000
Will probably
become a gypsy."

1090
00:55:06,067 --> 00:55:08,567
He's become a gypsy.

1091
00:55:08,634 --> 00:55:10,601
We deserve better treatment
than that, Mr. Berger.

1092
00:55:10,667 --> 00:55:11,667
Deserve?

1093
00:55:11,734 --> 00:55:15,667
We deserve
the pulitzer prize!

1094
00:55:15,734 --> 00:55:19,100
50,000 letters in
this contest already.

1095
00:55:19,167 --> 00:55:21,901
This is more than human
flesh could endure.

1096
00:55:21,968 --> 00:55:23,701
Why don't you get
some sleep, chief?

1097
00:55:23,767 --> 00:55:24,868
Sleep?

1098
00:55:24,934 --> 00:55:26,734
Anthony fiddles
while berger burns?

1099
00:55:26,801 --> 00:55:27,834
Mr. Berger!

1100
00:55:27,901 --> 00:55:29,234
Mr. Berger!

1101
00:55:29,300 --> 00:55:30,167
<i>The dispatch has
got Sally Parker.</i>

1102
00:55:36,234 --> 00:55:37,667
I give up.

1103
00:55:37,734 --> 00:55:39,234
A lot of
unwholesome racketeers

1104
00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:41,100
have crept into
this business.

1105
00:55:41,167 --> 00:55:43,667
It's no place
for an honest man.

1106
00:55:43,734 --> 00:55:45,734
Pack my things,
miss Fowler.

1107
00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:47,934
Don't give me any
farewell dinner,

1108
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:53,167
just let me
fade out quietly.

1109
00:55:53,234 --> 00:55:54,934
Wait a minute.

1110
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,234
Take a cable to
Michael Anthony!

1111
00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:59,000
Get Sally Parker back!

1112
00:55:59,067 --> 00:56:01,234
She is with Barney pells.

1113
00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:03,200
You still work for us!

1114
00:56:03,267 --> 00:56:04,634
Be a gypsy on your own time!

1115
00:56:25,901 --> 00:56:27,033
That's very appropriate,
zodders,

1116
00:56:27,100 --> 00:56:27,934
very appropriate.

1117
00:56:31,534 --> 00:56:32,734
Ah-ha! Judas!

1118
00:56:36,667 --> 00:56:38,868
That's a very fancy
disguise, Mr. Pells.

1119
00:56:38,934 --> 00:56:40,300
You're as transparent
as a seer.

1120
00:56:40,367 --> 00:56:41,400
Gosh,
I'm glad I found you.

1121
00:56:41,467 --> 00:56:42,400
We gotta talk.

1122
00:56:42,467 --> 00:56:44,567
Yeah, no sir.

1123
00:56:44,634 --> 00:56:45,801
I'm weak as a can,

1124
00:56:45,868 --> 00:56:48,000
I lost about a gallon of blood,
the doctor says.

1125
00:56:49,734 --> 00:56:51,667
And a bottle of burgundy,
your best.

1126
00:56:51,734 --> 00:56:54,033
Bottle of burgundy?
Yes, sir.

1127
00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:55,367
Listen Mike,
Parker's in danger.

1128
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,167
What?

1129
00:56:58,234 --> 00:56:59,167
What did you say?

1130
00:56:59,234 --> 00:57:00,234
Where?

1131
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:01,901
We were on
the train to nice, see.

1132
00:57:01,968 --> 00:57:03,534
The baron busted in
with a pistol.

1133
00:57:03,601 --> 00:57:04,934
He wants a map
or something from Parker.

1134
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,267
What's it all about,
and what are we gonna do?

1135
00:57:06,334 --> 00:57:07,267
She still with him?

1136
00:57:07,334 --> 00:57:08,400
As far as I know.

1137
00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:10,033
He sloughed me off
the train, and here I am.

1138
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:11,033
Nice, eh?

1139
00:57:11,100 --> 00:57:12,267
We gotta get going.

1140
00:57:12,334 --> 00:57:13,434
As soon as I get a little
red blood in my veins.

1141
00:57:13,501 --> 00:57:14,601
Look, I gotta
make a phone call

1142
00:57:14,667 --> 00:57:16,067
to a friend of mine down
there whom I can trust.

1143
00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:17,868
He'll look after Sally
until we get there.

1144
00:57:17,934 --> 00:57:19,667
Oh, say, look,
I'm broke.

1145
00:57:19,734 --> 00:57:20,734
Have you got any dough?

1146
00:57:20,801 --> 00:57:22,334
Well,
about 200 francs, why?

1147
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:23,434
Give it to me.

1148
00:57:23,501 --> 00:57:25,033
Well, how are we
gonna settle up here?

1149
00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:26,567
Well, my credit's
good here,

1150
00:57:26,634 --> 00:57:27,868
and I've gotta have dough
to make that phone call.

1151
00:57:27,934 --> 00:57:29,868
Now listen, Mike,
by all that's holy,

1152
00:57:29,934 --> 00:57:30,801
if you pull
anything on me-

1153
00:57:30,868 --> 00:57:32,601
wait a minute, kid.

1154
00:57:32,667 --> 00:57:33,868
You said she was
in danger, didn't you?

1155
00:57:33,934 --> 00:57:36,667
I know, but-

1156
00:57:36,734 --> 00:57:37,701
ok, Mike.

1157
00:57:44,767 --> 00:57:46,033
B- but monsieur, i-i-

1158
00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:47,801
shut up.

1159
00:57:47,868 --> 00:57:49,100
I think you ought to know
the man at my table

1160
00:57:49,167 --> 00:57:50,434
is the biggest
deadbeat in Europe.

1161
00:57:50,501 --> 00:57:52,167
He goes all over the continent
catching dinners and drinks.

1162
00:57:52,234 --> 00:57:54,000
He's a mental case.
He hasn't a cent.

1163
00:57:54,067 --> 00:57:55,701
I ducked out,
but I'm tipping you off.

1164
00:57:55,767 --> 00:57:57,200
But thank you,
monsieur Anthony.

1165
00:57:57,267 --> 00:57:58,634
Yeah, I'd throw a scare
into him if I were you.

1166
00:57:58,701 --> 00:57:59,901
Keep him guessing
for a while.

1167
00:57:59,968 --> 00:58:01,067
But I will, monsieur.

1168
00:58:01,133 --> 00:58:02,567
Here, here,
this'll pay for mine.

1169
00:58:02,634 --> 00:58:04,667
Thank you, thank you,
monsieur Anthony.

1170
00:58:04,734 --> 00:58:05,834
I'll take care of it.

1171
00:58:20,634 --> 00:58:22,133
You are enjoying
the dinner, monsieur?

1172
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,400
Yeah, it's fine.

1173
00:58:23,467 --> 00:58:25,734
The steak is
satisfactory?

1174
00:58:25,801 --> 00:58:27,033
Great,
I may even have

1175
00:58:27,100 --> 00:58:28,734
another one
with more onions.

1176
00:58:28,801 --> 00:58:29,834
More onions.

1177
00:58:29,901 --> 00:58:32,033
Perhaps some
mushrooms, too.

1178
00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:34,067
Mmmm... good idea.

1179
00:58:34,133 --> 00:58:35,434
And another
bottle of wine.

1180
00:58:35,501 --> 00:58:37,167
You know it makes blood.

1181
00:58:37,234 --> 00:58:38,167
More wine?

1182
00:58:38,234 --> 00:58:40,167
Makes blood.

1183
00:58:40,234 --> 00:58:43,834
And how are you going
to pay for all this?

1184
00:58:43,901 --> 00:58:46,667
Well, uh, Mr. Anthony
will be right back.

1185
00:58:46,734 --> 00:58:48,400
He just went to
make a phone call.

1186
00:58:48,467 --> 00:58:50,901
Mr. Anthony
told me what you are.

1187
00:58:50,968 --> 00:58:52,734
The deadest beat
in Europe.

1188
00:58:52,801 --> 00:58:55,167
A case which is mental.

1189
00:58:55,234 --> 00:58:58,567
<i>Do you know how you are
going to pay for this?</i>

1190
00:59:05,267 --> 00:59:11,601
* gone, like the wind
you are gone *

1191
00:59:11,667 --> 00:59:15,767
* just a dream lingers on *

1192
00:59:15,834 --> 00:59:21,567
* for my loved one is gone *

1193
00:59:21,634 --> 00:59:28,434
* gone, like the roses of June *

1194
00:59:28,501 --> 00:59:32,534
* like a beautiful tune *

1195
00:59:32,601 --> 00:59:38,467
* that has ended too soon *

1196
00:59:38,534 --> 00:59:47,300
* it seems a moment ago we met,
if you forget *

1197
00:59:47,367 --> 00:59:53,801
* one fleeting moment of love
that brings only regret *

1198
00:59:53,868 --> 00:59:56,501
* because you're gone *

1199
00:59:57,968 --> 00:59:59,701
madame's pate
is not right?

1200
00:59:59,767 --> 01:00:01,834
I don't wish it,
thank you.

1201
01:00:01,901 --> 01:00:03,067
Thank you very much.

1202
01:00:05,901 --> 01:00:09,834
* for my loved one is gone *

1203
01:00:36,701 --> 01:00:37,534
Who is it?

1204
01:00:44,567 --> 01:00:45,667
Would you like
to buy a pencil

1205
01:00:45,734 --> 01:00:46,701
from an ex-newspaper man?

1206
01:00:55,534 --> 01:00:56,567
I just heard
you were in trouble,

1207
01:00:56,634 --> 01:00:57,701
and I thought that,

1208
01:00:57,767 --> 01:00:58,634
well,
I thought that maybe-

1209
01:00:58,701 --> 01:00:59,634
oh darling,

1210
01:00:59,701 --> 01:01:00,801
don't think.

1211
01:01:00,868 --> 01:01:04,300
Just hold me
nice and close.

1212
01:01:04,367 --> 01:01:05,300
Now before we go
into anything else,

1213
01:01:05,367 --> 01:01:06,634
I just want you
to know that I've quit

1214
01:01:06,701 --> 01:01:08,400
<i>that glass bottom boat
they call the chronicle.</i>

1215
01:01:08,467 --> 01:01:09,467
You've quit?

1216
01:01:09,534 --> 01:01:10,534
Oh no,
how could you?

1217
01:01:10,601 --> 01:01:11,634
But you said-

1218
01:01:11,701 --> 01:01:12,634
oh, never listen
to what I say,

1219
01:01:12,701 --> 01:01:14,300
I learned that
a long time ago.

1220
01:01:14,367 --> 01:01:15,200
Kiss me, please.

1221
01:01:22,234 --> 01:01:23,367
Did you hear
anything?

1222
01:01:23,434 --> 01:01:25,133
Not a thing.

1223
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,467
Nice work.

1224
01:01:29,968 --> 01:01:31,400
Must be the plumber.

1225
01:01:31,467 --> 01:01:32,334
It might be
funnier than that.

1226
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:33,767
It might be Barney.

1227
01:01:33,834 --> 01:01:35,267
The human
bloodhound?

1228
01:01:35,334 --> 01:01:36,133
Let me bid him
welcome.

1229
01:01:43,634 --> 01:01:45,000
Mr. and Mrs. Frankenstein.

1230
01:01:45,067 --> 01:01:46,400
They've been following
me every minute.

1231
01:01:46,467 --> 01:01:47,634
They probably knew
you were here.

1232
01:01:47,701 --> 01:01:48,801
They're really
after you.

1233
01:01:48,868 --> 01:01:49,767
No, no, no. They're
really after that map.

1234
01:01:49,834 --> 01:01:50,834
We've got to
get it back

1235
01:01:50,901 --> 01:01:52,100
to the London
foreign office.

1236
01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:53,267
It's too important
to be comfortable.

1237
01:01:53,334 --> 01:01:54,767
But how?

1238
01:01:54,834 --> 01:01:56,934
An Anthony always goes
out the way he comes in.

1239
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:57,834
Come on.

1240
01:02:27,567 --> 01:02:29,534
Wait a minute.

1241
01:02:29,601 --> 01:02:30,901
I have time to fix up,
haven't I?

1242
01:02:30,968 --> 01:02:31,968
We look disgraceful.

1243
01:02:32,033 --> 01:02:32,901
All right,
I'll get the tickets

1244
01:02:32,968 --> 01:02:33,901
and meet you over there.

1245
01:02:33,968 --> 01:02:35,300
All right.

1246
01:02:35,367 --> 01:02:37,601
Michael, I hope we live
to be very, very old.

1247
01:02:47,701 --> 01:02:49,334
Perfect.
You know what to do?

1248
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:51,200
Of course.

1249
01:02:51,267 --> 01:02:52,567
Parker!

1250
01:02:52,634 --> 01:02:55,100
Ms. Sally Parker!

1251
01:02:55,167 --> 01:02:56,234
And what makes
you think

1252
01:02:56,300 --> 01:02:57,801
this lady
is Ms. Parker?

1253
01:02:57,868 --> 01:02:59,067
Because she is,
I tell you!

1254
01:02:59,133 --> 01:03:00,934
She had the room
reserved under Perkins.

1255
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:01,868
The name is
Perkins.

1256
01:03:01,934 --> 01:03:03,200
No, my friend!

1257
01:03:03,267 --> 01:03:04,601
The name is Parker!

1258
01:03:04,667 --> 01:03:05,734
Can we stop all this

1259
01:03:05,801 --> 01:03:07,334
and do a little
police work?

1260
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:08,434
She's either in a jam

1261
01:03:08,501 --> 01:03:09,601
or she's with a burglar
named Anthony.

1262
01:03:09,667 --> 01:03:10,601
Burglar, you say?

1263
01:03:10,667 --> 01:03:11,701
What was stolen?

1264
01:03:11,767 --> 01:03:15,133
Listen, stop playing
guggenheim, will you?

1265
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:16,534
And get out
the bloodhounds!

1266
01:03:16,601 --> 01:03:17,868
Ah, guggenheim.

1267
01:03:17,934 --> 01:03:20,467
Mr. Pells, these are
necessary police details.

1268
01:03:20,534 --> 01:03:23,067
We must not leave
a stone unturned.

1269
01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:25,234
How many people did you
ever find under stones?

1270
01:03:25,300 --> 01:03:26,968
I want Sally Parker!

1271
01:03:27,033 --> 01:03:29,133
Somebody ought to be camping
in that railroad station,

1272
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:30,267
and that's where
I am right now!

1273
01:03:40,767 --> 01:03:41,801
Just got time
to make it.

1274
01:04:00,067 --> 01:04:01,467
One on that
channel train.

1275
01:04:01,534 --> 01:04:03,000
My mother just broke
her hip in two places.

1276
01:04:03,067 --> 01:04:04,000
Where?

1277
01:04:04,067 --> 01:04:05,334
In two places-

1278
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:07,033
no, calais,
as far as she goes.

1279
01:04:07,100 --> 01:04:08,501
Hurry, will you?

1280
01:04:11,167 --> 01:04:12,133
Hey!
Your change!

1281
01:04:23,901 --> 01:04:27,467
Well, here we are,
all nice and safe-

1282
01:04:27,534 --> 01:04:28,634
my compliments,
baroness.

1283
01:04:28,701 --> 01:04:30,267
Just how long have I
been under the impression

1284
01:04:30,334 --> 01:04:31,734
that you were
Ms. Parker?

1285
01:04:31,801 --> 01:04:33,734
Only since rejoining
you at the station.

1286
01:04:33,801 --> 01:04:34,767
I'll take that map now.

1287
01:04:34,834 --> 01:04:35,801
Where's Ms. Parker?

1288
01:04:35,868 --> 01:04:37,133
In a very smart outfit

1289
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:39,167
I had to exchange
for this.

1290
01:04:39,234 --> 01:04:40,234
That map, please.

1291
01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:41,801
Don't be silly,
baroness.

1292
01:04:41,868 --> 01:04:43,133
Come in, Wilhelm.

1293
01:04:46,267 --> 01:04:47,434
Let's do be silly,
Mr. Anthony,

1294
01:04:47,501 --> 01:04:49,033
I want that map.

1295
01:04:49,100 --> 01:04:51,100
I'm very sorry.
I haven't got it.

1296
01:04:51,167 --> 01:04:52,467
If you remember in
the hotel in London

1297
01:04:52,534 --> 01:04:53,601
you were rude enough
to surprise me

1298
01:04:53,667 --> 01:04:55,200
during my salt rub.

1299
01:04:55,267 --> 01:04:56,234
If I don't get
that map,

1300
01:04:56,300 --> 01:04:57,234
I shall be forced
to see you

1301
01:04:57,300 --> 01:04:58,901
under similar
circumstances...

1302
01:04:58,968 --> 01:05:01,267
Without the salt.

1303
01:05:01,334 --> 01:05:03,300
Shall we send Willy
here out for some?

1304
01:05:03,367 --> 01:05:06,067
Take off your coat.

1305
01:05:06,133 --> 01:05:07,667
All right, all right,
just a minute.

1306
01:05:07,734 --> 01:05:08,567
It unbuttons.

1307
01:05:16,167 --> 01:05:17,167
It's not there.

1308
01:05:17,234 --> 01:05:18,701
Your trousers,
please.

1309
01:05:18,767 --> 01:05:20,100
Uh, no,
I give you my word

1310
01:05:20,167 --> 01:05:21,767
it's not in my trousers.

1311
01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:24,601
Now let's talk this
thing over, man to man.

1312
01:05:24,667 --> 01:05:25,601
Take them off.

1313
01:05:32,868 --> 01:05:34,300
Didn't you hear me
yelling and pounding?

1314
01:05:34,367 --> 01:05:35,934
I've been locked
in here for hours.

1315
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,667
I was out of duty,
madame.

1316
01:05:37,734 --> 01:05:40,000
But why did you put your
clothes in the hamper?

1317
01:05:40,067 --> 01:05:41,634
It's just
a sorority initiation.

1318
01:05:51,434 --> 01:05:56,701
Walk along this arcade,
Ms. Parker.

1319
01:05:56,767 --> 01:05:59,267
Your wife left with
Mr. Anthony, of course.

1320
01:05:59,334 --> 01:06:01,968
Yes, she's to have
achieved her purpose by now.

1321
01:06:02,067 --> 01:06:03,701
She won't harm him,
will she?

1322
01:06:03,767 --> 01:06:07,934
It would be necessary
should he become difficult.

1323
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,167
What are you
going to do with me?

1324
01:06:09,234 --> 01:06:11,100
Soon as I receive word
from my wife here,

1325
01:06:11,167 --> 01:06:12,667
I shall consider that.

1326
01:06:12,734 --> 01:06:14,067
Would you care
for some tea?

1327
01:06:15,334 --> 01:06:16,267
Please don't be
surprised

1328
01:06:16,334 --> 01:06:18,834
if I suddenly
go into an accent.

1329
01:06:18,901 --> 01:06:20,167
Baron, after what
I've been through,

1330
01:06:20,234 --> 01:06:21,701
I wouldn't be surprised
if you suddenly vanished

1331
01:06:21,767 --> 01:06:23,701
in a puff of smoke.

1332
01:06:23,767 --> 01:06:24,701
Madame.

1333
01:06:24,767 --> 01:06:25,968
Monsieur.

1334
01:06:26,033 --> 01:06:28,267
I'm not very hungry,
let's see.

1335
01:06:35,434 --> 01:06:39,267
Some smoked salmon
with Swedish bread.

1336
01:06:39,334 --> 01:06:42,167
And glass of
Turkish coffee.

1337
01:06:42,234 --> 01:06:43,234
And you, my dear?

1338
01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:46,567
Huh? Oh,
some tea, black.

1339
01:06:59,601 --> 01:07:01,000
Now that everything's
nice and cozy,

1340
01:07:01,067 --> 01:07:02,801
may I have a cigarette?

1341
01:07:02,868 --> 01:07:05,200
Or do they have little
capsules of poison in them?

1342
01:07:05,267 --> 01:07:07,100
Nothing as glamorous
as that.

1343
01:07:07,167 --> 01:07:09,267
Straight Virginia.

1344
01:07:09,334 --> 01:07:11,234
Most Americans refuse.

1345
01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:12,734
I'm a rather
unorthodox American,

1346
01:07:12,801 --> 01:07:14,834
as you perhaps noticed.

1347
01:07:14,901 --> 01:07:15,968
And while we're
on the subject,

1348
01:07:16,033 --> 01:07:18,133
may I go on record
as saying

1349
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,567
I dislike your
wife very much?

1350
01:07:20,634 --> 01:07:22,400
And I'm glad she's out
of the way for a while.

1351
01:07:22,467 --> 01:07:25,167
You are very frank.

1352
01:07:25,234 --> 01:07:27,467
And very lovely.

1353
01:07:27,534 --> 01:07:30,234
And very bored...

1354
01:07:30,300 --> 01:07:32,534
With everything
and everybody...

1355
01:07:32,601 --> 01:07:33,801
Up till now, baron.

1356
01:07:33,868 --> 01:07:35,501
What do you suggest?

1357
01:07:35,567 --> 01:07:38,234
Anything...

1358
01:07:38,300 --> 01:07:39,334
Anything
that's different

1359
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,200
and exciting
and glamorous.

1360
01:07:41,267 --> 01:07:42,267
Your life must be
like that, baron.

1361
01:07:42,334 --> 01:07:47,200
Oh, you are very lovely.

1362
01:07:47,267 --> 01:07:49,067
I like to hear you
say that.

1363
01:07:49,133 --> 01:07:51,100
And oh,
you are so silly.

1364
01:07:58,400 --> 01:07:59,267
What you're attempting,
my dear,

1365
01:07:59,334 --> 01:08:00,467
has been tried by women

1366
01:08:00,534 --> 01:08:02,834
from constantinople
to New York.

1367
01:08:02,901 --> 01:08:04,634
I don't wish to
appear unappreciative,

1368
01:08:04,701 --> 01:08:08,367
but once or twice the temptation
was even greater than it is now.

1369
01:08:08,434 --> 01:08:09,501
That's not fair.

1370
01:08:09,567 --> 01:08:10,667
I can see you're
just not interested.

1371
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:16,367
Now, my dear,
we take a little trip to a-

1372
01:08:16,434 --> 01:08:17,701
this is the lady here.

1373
01:08:17,767 --> 01:08:18,968
This is
Ms. Sally Parker?

1374
01:08:19,033 --> 01:08:20,367
Yes,
watch this man.

1375
01:08:20,434 --> 01:08:21,234
Ms. Parker, allow me to introduce-

1376
01:08:21,300 --> 01:08:22,300
yes, I know,

1377
01:08:22,367 --> 01:08:23,234
we'll go into
that later.

1378
01:08:23,300 --> 01:08:24,300
But this man-

1379
01:08:24,367 --> 01:08:25,534
I am baron
spandermann.

1380
01:08:25,601 --> 01:08:27,634
Ah, yes,
I recognize you, baron.

1381
01:08:27,701 --> 01:08:29,367
I'm an air
enthusiast myself-

1382
01:08:29,434 --> 01:08:30,801
baron nothing,
he's a spy I tell you.

1383
01:08:30,868 --> 01:08:31,734
My dear
Ms. Parker-

1384
01:08:31,801 --> 01:08:32,734
a spy!

1385
01:08:32,801 --> 01:08:33,801
Arrest him!

1386
01:08:33,868 --> 01:08:36,100
That accent is
just a disguise.

1387
01:08:36,167 --> 01:08:37,234
Well, do something,
will you?

1388
01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:38,467
My dear, lieutenant,

1389
01:08:38,534 --> 01:08:40,868
Ms. Parker is
a little embarrassed.

1390
01:08:40,934 --> 01:08:43,868
I was trying to find her
reasons for stealing my plane.

1391
01:08:43,934 --> 01:08:46,367
Will you please
understand what I'm saying?

1392
01:08:46,434 --> 01:08:47,834
Quiet, Ms. Parker.

1393
01:08:47,901 --> 01:08:49,667
This can all be
settled in my office.

1394
01:08:49,734 --> 01:08:51,400
I must take you
in custody as it is.

1395
01:08:51,467 --> 01:08:53,567
Baron, you'll come along
and prefer charges.

1396
01:08:53,634 --> 01:08:56,067
Not pleasant,
but I feel I should.

1397
01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:58,300
Oh, you poor dimwits,
won't you believe me?

1398
01:08:58,367 --> 01:09:00,000
I'm sorry, Ms. Parker,
in my office.

1399
01:09:00,067 --> 01:09:02,367
Please, in my office.

1400
01:09:10,234 --> 01:09:12,400
Take my car, lieutenant,
it is more comfortable.

1401
01:09:12,467 --> 01:09:13,601
Ah, very kind.

1402
01:09:13,667 --> 01:09:15,100
If you're a policeman
worthy of the name,

1403
01:09:15,167 --> 01:09:16,467
you'll listen to me and-

1404
01:09:16,534 --> 01:09:17,734
in my office,
Ms. Parker.

1405
01:09:25,334 --> 01:09:26,634
Of course
you realize

1406
01:09:26,701 --> 01:09:29,701
your trustees have offered �5,000 reward

1407
01:09:29,767 --> 01:09:32,234
for your apprehension and return?

1408
01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:34,434
For the last time,
let me warn you,

1409
01:09:34,501 --> 01:09:35,501
this man is-

1410
01:09:35,567 --> 01:09:36,501
no, no, no,
baron.

1411
01:09:36,567 --> 01:09:37,534
The police station
is to your right.

1412
01:09:37,601 --> 01:09:39,234
We're not going to
the police station.

1413
01:09:43,667 --> 01:09:44,701
I'm so sorry.

1414
01:09:44,767 --> 01:09:46,567
Slipped my mind.

1415
01:09:46,634 --> 01:09:48,234
I should have told you
about the baron.

1416
01:09:53,634 --> 01:09:54,634
Chalet, please.

1417
01:09:54,701 --> 01:09:56,434
Welcome back,
madame.

1418
01:10:07,801 --> 01:10:08,667
Follow that cab,
please.

1419
01:10:08,734 --> 01:10:10,033
Yes, sir.

1420
01:10:10,100 --> 01:10:10,934
Come on.

1421
01:10:21,467 --> 01:10:23,634
We have a guest,
Rudolph.

1422
01:10:23,701 --> 01:10:25,701
I hope you enjoy
our hospitality.

1423
01:10:25,767 --> 01:10:26,601
Go inside, please.

1424
01:11:18,300 --> 01:11:22,033
A very fanciful
disguise, Mr. Anthony.

1425
01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:25,567
You weren't hiding from
me by any chance, were you?

1426
01:11:25,634 --> 01:11:28,234
Oh, all tied up
good and tight, huh?

1427
01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:30,300
How about down here, eh?

1428
01:11:30,367 --> 01:11:32,634
Yeah, don't try to
reason with me, Anthony.

1429
01:11:32,701 --> 01:11:35,868
I'm a deadbeat.
A mental case.

1430
01:11:35,934 --> 01:11:36,968
Ow!

1431
01:11:37,033 --> 01:11:38,534
I don't react
normally at all.

1432
01:11:38,601 --> 01:11:41,400
Don't look away.

1433
01:11:41,467 --> 01:11:46,100
So, little Parker's finally
getting her revenge on you, is she?

1434
01:11:46,167 --> 01:11:47,200
You would trifle with

1435
01:11:47,267 --> 01:11:49,801
an unprotected maiden's
heart, would you?

1436
01:11:49,868 --> 01:11:52,767
Even a hummingbird will turn
and become a vicious monster

1437
01:11:52,834 --> 01:11:56,000
if given sufficient
provocation, Mr. Anthony.

1438
01:11:56,067 --> 01:11:57,701
Don't wave your elbows

1439
01:11:57,767 --> 01:12:01,067
like the black widow
spider you are, my friend,

1440
01:12:01,133 --> 01:12:02,200
because
little Parker and I

1441
01:12:02,267 --> 01:12:05,400
are just about to fly
away to a cable office,

1442
01:12:05,467 --> 01:12:08,367
<i>Mr. New York
chronicles expert.</i>

1443
01:12:08,434 --> 01:12:09,968
<i>And then the dispatch
readers will learn</i>

1444
01:12:10,033 --> 01:12:12,534
how Barney pells turns
the tables on a rat

1445
01:12:12,601 --> 01:12:14,467
that leaves people
rotting in restaurants.

1446
01:12:17,133 --> 01:12:20,767
All right,
start lying to me.

1447
01:12:20,834 --> 01:12:22,267
For the love of Mike,
will you shut up?

1448
01:12:22,334 --> 01:12:23,300
That's not Sally
in there.

1449
01:12:23,367 --> 01:12:24,367
That's the baroness
in Sally's clothes.

1450
01:12:24,434 --> 01:12:25,834
You know who I am?

1451
01:12:25,901 --> 01:12:26,934
I'm the baron.

1452
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,067
All right,
just sit there

1453
01:12:28,133 --> 01:12:29,300
and crack wise with
your head in the noose.

1454
01:12:29,367 --> 01:12:30,601
If you won't help me,
you'd better get out of here.

1455
01:12:30,667 --> 01:12:33,200
I'm the baron.
I just ate the baroness.

1456
01:12:33,267 --> 01:12:35,467
You're really
a very low fella.

1457
01:12:35,534 --> 01:12:36,601
You gotta believe me
this once, Barney.

1458
01:12:36,667 --> 01:12:37,601
This is one time-

1459
01:12:37,667 --> 01:12:39,033
this in no time.

1460
01:12:39,100 --> 01:12:40,367
Baroness, in other room:
Rudolph, Rudolph.

1461
01:12:40,434 --> 01:12:41,467
Yes, hilda?

1462
01:12:41,534 --> 01:12:43,934
And sounds
from our nosy guest?

1463
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:47,334
None. I may have
strangled him.

1464
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:48,968
I was in quite a hurry.

1465
01:12:49,033 --> 01:12:52,067
How careless of you, Rudolph.

1466
01:12:52,133 --> 01:12:53,234
Yeah, well don't sit there
gaping like a pelican,

1467
01:12:53,300 --> 01:12:54,901
get me out of this.

1468
01:12:54,968 --> 01:12:56,167
Why, dive it all
in the water.

1469
01:12:56,234 --> 01:12:57,100
How did things
turn out this way?

1470
01:12:57,167 --> 01:12:58,667
Don't talk, untie.

1471
01:12:58,734 --> 01:13:00,400
Well, honest, Mike,
I had no idea.

1472
01:13:00,467 --> 01:13:01,968
Neither did I.

1473
01:13:02,033 --> 01:13:03,434
Do you think I came
along for the ride?

1474
01:13:03,501 --> 01:13:04,634
What are we gonna do?

1475
01:13:04,701 --> 01:13:06,133
We gotta corral this outfit,
that's what.

1476
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:08,067
They've got a map that the
foreign office wants back.

1477
01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:09,067
It's gotta have it back.

1478
01:13:09,133 --> 01:13:10,300
If it doesn't get it,

1479
01:13:10,367 --> 01:13:11,400
it means a lot of trouble
for a lot of people

1480
01:13:11,467 --> 01:13:12,634
what a story!

1481
01:13:12,701 --> 01:13:14,300
Yeah, and if we leave,
we're gonna write it, too.

1482
01:13:14,367 --> 01:13:15,968
Hey, wait a minute,
I got it.

1483
01:13:16,067 --> 01:13:17,868
Here, you sit here.

1484
01:13:17,934 --> 01:13:18,868
Wait a minute,
what's the idea?

1485
01:13:18,934 --> 01:13:19,868
You're going
to be me.

1486
01:13:19,934 --> 01:13:21,667
Oh no you don't,
my friend!

1487
01:13:21,734 --> 01:13:23,701
You've maneuvered me into
things for the last time.

1488
01:13:23,767 --> 01:13:25,100
Wait a minute, Barney,
wait a minute.

1489
01:13:25,167 --> 01:13:26,367
This is different.

1490
01:13:26,434 --> 01:13:27,434
If we're going to save
our hides and Sally's

1491
01:13:27,501 --> 01:13:29,100
and everybody's,
we've got to do this.

1492
01:13:29,167 --> 01:13:30,167
I know the layout here.

1493
01:13:30,234 --> 01:13:31,334
Well, you can
show it to me.

1494
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:32,534
If it's as much an
emergency as you say it is,

1495
01:13:32,601 --> 01:13:34,434
you're gonna need my brain
as well as your muscle.

1496
01:13:34,501 --> 01:13:36,734
And anyway, I can run
just as fast as you can.

1497
01:13:36,801 --> 01:13:38,133
Nobody's going to run.

1498
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:40,334
We're gonna walk out
of here or not at all.

1499
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,367
Well, what do I do
if they come in?

1500
01:13:42,434 --> 01:13:44,100
Just keep quiet and I'll be
covering you all the time.

1501
01:13:44,167 --> 01:13:45,167
Where will you be?

1502
01:13:45,234 --> 01:13:46,534
I'll be around,
and if they get rough,

1503
01:13:46,601 --> 01:13:47,901
I'll be in there
for both of us.

1504
01:13:47,968 --> 01:13:49,434
Now listen, Mike,
if we get out of this,

1505
01:13:49,501 --> 01:13:52,100
it's gonna be the biggest
story since August, 1914.

1506
01:13:52,167 --> 01:13:54,501
You gotta stick
by me this time.

1507
01:13:54,567 --> 01:13:55,901
I want you to know
you're persuading me,

1508
01:13:55,968 --> 01:13:57,634
but you haven't
convinced me.

1509
01:13:57,701 --> 01:13:59,868
Barney, don't lose your
perspective, old boy.

1510
01:13:59,934 --> 01:14:01,434
This is beyond any
petty little gags

1511
01:14:01,501 --> 01:14:03,033
we may have pulled
on each other.

1512
01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:04,667
This is serious, kid.

1513
01:14:04,734 --> 01:14:06,400
Why, you're risking
your life for me.

1514
01:14:06,467 --> 01:14:07,501
Oh, shucks,
that's nothing.

1515
01:14:07,567 --> 01:14:09,167
How do you think I could
double cross you now

1516
01:14:09,234 --> 01:14:10,501
with everything
that's at stake.

1517
01:14:10,567 --> 01:14:12,267
Why, this is the biggest
thing that ever happened.

1518
01:14:12,334 --> 01:14:14,767
Richard Harding Davis never
pulled a trick like this.

1519
01:14:14,834 --> 01:14:17,000
Greeley, Dana,
Luther, Burbank-

1520
01:14:17,067 --> 01:14:19,968
well, the greatest of them
never found this many pearls.

1521
01:14:20,033 --> 01:14:21,767
We'll split a byline
on this, kid.

1522
01:14:21,834 --> 01:14:23,100
We'll go down in
the archives of journalism

1523
01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:25,567
in lace pants and gold hats.

1524
01:14:25,634 --> 01:14:27,734
Why, I'll never forget
this as long as I live.

1525
01:14:27,801 --> 01:14:29,067
I wonder if I will.

1526
01:14:29,133 --> 01:14:30,467
You're all right,
Barney, old kid.

1527
01:14:30,534 --> 01:14:32,901
Oh, well, you must be
on the level this time.

1528
01:14:32,968 --> 01:14:37,067
Nobody could be
low enough and live to-

1529
01:14:37,133 --> 01:14:39,100
well, it just doesn't
happen, that's all.

1530
01:14:39,167 --> 01:14:42,367
No, you bet it doesn't,
Barney, old boy.

1531
01:14:52,567 --> 01:14:53,567
Here comes the baron.

1532
01:14:53,634 --> 01:14:54,801
He's got his mob
with him.

1533
01:14:54,868 --> 01:14:55,901
Hey, this is serious,
baby.

1534
01:14:57,133 --> 01:14:58,067
What's the matter?

1535
01:14:58,133 --> 01:14:59,234
Too tight?

1536
01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:02,501
No, I changed my mind!
I changed my mind!

1537
01:15:02,567 --> 01:15:04,834
Yeah, yeah, atta baby.

1538
01:15:04,901 --> 01:15:06,734
Fight!

1539
01:15:06,801 --> 01:15:07,801
Where's Michael?

1540
01:15:07,868 --> 01:15:08,801
What have you
done with him?

1541
01:15:08,868 --> 01:15:10,200
You'll join him
in a minute.

1542
01:15:10,267 --> 01:15:11,601
My Butler will take your things.

1543
01:15:11,667 --> 01:15:13,767
You'll be here
quite some time.

1544
01:15:13,834 --> 01:15:14,834
Otto, the plane's
ready.

1545
01:15:14,901 --> 01:15:15,834
Go upstairs,
change,

1546
01:15:15,901 --> 01:15:16,834
and get your
things.

1547
01:15:16,901 --> 01:15:17,834
This affair's
taken us a week,

1548
01:15:17,901 --> 01:15:18,767
and we should've
been a day.

1549
01:15:18,834 --> 01:15:19,834
I agree with you.

1550
01:15:19,901 --> 01:15:21,067
This way,
please.

1551
01:15:28,133 --> 01:15:31,400
Oh, Michael, darling,
I'm here, it's Sally!

1552
01:15:31,467 --> 01:15:33,334
Her first.

1553
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:34,267
Paul, these
two together.

1554
01:15:39,234 --> 01:15:40,033
Did they hurt you,
darling?

1555
01:15:41,901 --> 01:15:43,601
Can't you talk?

1556
01:15:43,667 --> 01:15:44,734
Ouch!

1557
01:15:44,801 --> 01:15:47,167
Why, you poor
excuse for a man.

1558
01:15:47,234 --> 01:15:49,367
I'll spend every cent
I've ever had to find you.

1559
01:15:49,434 --> 01:15:50,934
I'll hire every
g- man in america

1560
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:53,801
to trail you to
vladivostok and back again.

1561
01:15:53,868 --> 01:15:55,701
You sneaking contemptible-

1562
01:15:55,767 --> 01:15:57,067
owwwww!
Stop it!

1563
01:15:57,133 --> 01:16:00,400
I'm trying very hard to
control myself, Ms. Parker.

1564
01:16:00,467 --> 01:16:01,634
When you're discovered,

1565
01:16:01,701 --> 01:16:03,767
we'd rest much easier if
you're all discovered...

1566
01:16:03,834 --> 01:16:04,667
Quite dead.

1567
01:16:07,467 --> 01:16:09,133
I know, Michael.

1568
01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:11,100
If you were free,
she wouldn't talk that way.

1569
01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:12,934
Even if she does kill us,

1570
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,033
we'll be together,
won't we, darling?

1571
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,133
We've got
them all, hilda?

1572
01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:22,100
Yes, you and Paul leave
in the car immediately.

1573
01:16:22,167 --> 01:16:23,200
We'll meet at
the village 5

1574
01:16:23,267 --> 01:16:24,133
at the house
with number 12.

1575
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,767
Night after tomorrow.

1576
01:16:25,834 --> 01:16:26,901
Good luck to you both.

1577
01:16:26,968 --> 01:16:28,567
Good luck, hilda. Good-bye.

1578
01:16:28,634 --> 01:16:30,100
Whatever happens,
we're not afraid,

1579
01:16:30,167 --> 01:16:31,667
are we, darling?

1580
01:16:31,734 --> 01:16:33,400
I love you, Michael,
i-

1581
01:16:37,467 --> 01:16:39,467
look out, Michael,

1582
01:16:39,534 --> 01:16:41,000
it looks as though she's
going to fire any minute.

1583
01:16:41,067 --> 01:16:43,868
Oh, darling, please
be careful, please!

1584
01:16:43,934 --> 01:16:44,868
It might be
worth mentioning

1585
01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,000
if I hear any
cries or freaks

1586
01:16:46,067 --> 01:16:47,434
before we're
in the air,

1587
01:16:47,501 --> 01:16:48,934
I'll start shooting
through that door.

1588
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:51,033
It's hard to say
who I might hit.

1589
01:17:01,934 --> 01:17:04,200
Good-bye, Paul!
Rudolph!

1590
01:17:04,267 --> 01:17:07,434
Good-bye! Good luck!

1591
01:17:07,501 --> 01:17:09,400
Hilda,
I cannot find a towel,

1592
01:17:09,467 --> 01:17:11,868
I'm all wet.

1593
01:17:11,934 --> 01:17:14,200
Hand me a towel,
hilda, I'm all- ahhhh!

1594
01:17:16,767 --> 01:17:18,968
In my office,
baron!

1595
01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:21,734
Here it is.

1596
01:17:21,801 --> 01:17:22,834
And that gives
me an idea.

1597
01:17:22,901 --> 01:17:24,367
Is that comfortable,
baroness?

1598
01:17:24,434 --> 01:17:25,400
Don't worry
about her.

1599
01:17:25,467 --> 01:17:27,400
Truss her her up
like a Christmas duck.

1600
01:17:27,467 --> 01:17:29,033
Boy, if we only had
some photographers,

1601
01:17:29,100 --> 01:17:31,267
what a story!
What a tale!

1602
01:17:31,334 --> 01:17:34,100
We'll get a year's salary
bonus on this, Mike, my boy.

1603
01:17:34,167 --> 01:17:35,100
Come on, hurry up,
get me out of this.

1604
01:17:35,167 --> 01:17:36,033
We gotta get to
a cable office.

1605
01:17:36,100 --> 01:17:37,400
Yeah, yeah,

1606
01:17:37,467 --> 01:17:39,200
I'm filing about 4,000
words for a flash bulletin.

1607
01:17:39,267 --> 01:17:42,267
<i>What do you want me to
cable to the dispatch?</i>

1608
01:17:42,334 --> 01:17:45,167
Huh?

1609
01:17:45,234 --> 01:17:46,634
Gosh, uncle,
I didn't realize

1610
01:17:46,701 --> 01:17:48,868
that you were
laid up this way.

1611
01:17:48,934 --> 01:17:50,334
Now wait a min-

1612
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:54,634
heh, heh, you're still
the same old Mike, huh?

1613
01:17:54,701 --> 01:17:56,200
This is no time
for kidding!

1614
01:17:56,267 --> 01:17:57,501
When do you plan
on getting out?

1615
01:17:57,567 --> 01:17:58,501
Is there anything
that I can get

1616
01:17:58,567 --> 01:17:59,501
to make you
comfortable?

1617
01:17:59,567 --> 01:18:01,434
Uh, fruit, or flowers,

1618
01:18:01,501 --> 01:18:02,968
or maybe you'd like
a private room.

1619
01:18:03,033 --> 01:18:04,734
I'll speak to the house
physician on the way out.

1620
01:18:04,801 --> 01:18:07,400
We'll split a byline
on this, huh?

1621
01:18:07,467 --> 01:18:09,667
Yeah? Lace hats
and gold pants, huh?

1622
01:18:11,300 --> 01:18:12,300
Sally, we better go,

1623
01:18:12,367 --> 01:18:13,501
uncle's has too many
visitors.

1624
01:18:13,567 --> 01:18:17,467
This is bigger than either
of us, Barney, old pal!

1625
01:18:17,534 --> 01:18:21,033
You risked your life for me,
Barney, old pal!

1626
01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:22,334
Here, here, now.

1627
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:25,133
You can see the children
playing in the garden.

1628
01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:26,601
Dana? Greeley?

1629
01:18:26,667 --> 01:18:28,234
They'll come back
and haunt that dank,

1630
01:18:28,300 --> 01:18:31,501
rotting cave
you live in!

1631
01:18:31,567 --> 01:18:32,934
Good-bye, Barney,
old pal.

1632
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:33,968
Sally!

1633
01:18:34,033 --> 01:18:36,400
Sally, stop him!

1634
01:18:36,467 --> 01:18:37,701
I'm sorry,
I haven't time, Barney,

1635
01:18:37,767 --> 01:18:39,033
I have to write
the woman's angle.

1636
01:18:39,100 --> 01:18:40,868
Then that goes for you,
too, Parker!

1637
01:18:40,934 --> 01:18:43,901
I hereby put the pell's
curse on the two of you!

1638
01:18:43,968 --> 01:18:46,400
To the seventh son
of the seventh son!

1639
01:18:50,467 --> 01:18:51,634
Maybe it's love,

1640
01:18:51,701 --> 01:18:52,968
and maybe I'm just getting
soft in the arteries,

1641
01:18:53,033 --> 01:18:54,267
but suddenly,
after all these years,

1642
01:18:54,334 --> 01:18:56,067
I feel sorry for Barney.

1643
01:18:56,133 --> 01:18:57,133
Do you think that i-

1644
01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:58,133
I think you
want to go back,

1645
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:00,200
and I think
you're very nice.

1646
01:19:07,734 --> 01:19:10,000
Dunim wyler
cable office.

1647
01:19:10,067 --> 01:19:12,767
Hello? Hello?

1648
01:19:15,067 --> 01:19:16,334
Hello?

1649
01:19:18,667 --> 01:19:20,801
Dunim wyler
cable office.

1650
01:19:20,868 --> 01:19:22,834
Oh, oh, this is
the cable office?

1651
01:19:22,901 --> 01:19:25,567
Well, this is
barnabas w. Pells.

1652
01:19:25,634 --> 01:19:28,234
Now, send this collect.
Press rates.

1653
01:19:28,300 --> 01:19:30,701
<i>Exclusive the
New York dispatch.</i>

1654
01:19:30,767 --> 01:19:33,501
By barnabas w. Pells.

1655
01:19:33,567 --> 01:19:34,767
Now get that name right.

1656
01:19:34,834 --> 01:19:36,567
B for black,
a for-

1657
01:19:36,634 --> 01:19:39,234
a, for ain't you
ashamed of yourself?

1658
01:19:41,934 --> 01:19:44,033
No, Mike! No!

1659
01:19:44,100 --> 01:19:46,100
Change that,
change that byline.

1660
01:19:46,167 --> 01:19:47,434
Make it
barnabas w. Pells

1661
01:19:47,501 --> 01:19:50,400
and Michael Anthony.

1662
01:19:50,467 --> 01:19:54,167
I was gonna do it all
the time, Mike, old pal.

1663
01:19:54,234 --> 01:19:56,434
Yeah, sure you were,
Barney, old pal.

1664
01:19:56,501 --> 01:19:59,534
M, for maniac.

1665
01:19:59,601 --> 01:20:02,501
I, for I love you,
darling.

1666
01:20:02,567 --> 01:20:04,133
And c, for crackpot.

1667
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:05,167
And h,
for how soon

1668
01:20:05,234 --> 01:20:06,267
are we gonna
get married?

1669
01:20:06,334 --> 01:20:08,167
H, for how soon are
we gonna get ma-

1670
01:20:08,234 --> 01:20:10,133
no, I'm not drunk!

1671
01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:14,934
A, for anytime
you say.

1672
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:15,834
Oh, shut up.